mediocre

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

hellbent is such an awesome word to me. you are acting evil and crazy and it is because your shape got a little fucked up. by hell.

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

maybe i’ll feel more like myself after swimming for several hours and getting pruny and eating a sandwich with chips in it

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

The aborted hiring manger would’ve hired me

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

get so drunk you start fucking the kitchen cabinets

just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

nobody thinks this you are a broken person

sorry