hey guys welcome back to another balatro run

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much

If I'm ever making hiring decisions and a candidate meows at me, I'm hiring them.

this honestly☝️

Remember, it’s perfectly fine to kill ppl you don’t like or even just slightly annoy you. In fact, it’s fine even if you never interacted with them or know them at all.

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

World Heritage Post

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.