Sublime and Sublemon

So this halloween can people not dress up as gypsies please and thank you.

i like that mando knows many languages and is respectful to other people but also he does kill people for money. he has a strong moral compass but no one really knows where its pointing

fandoms be like: death of the author!!!! engaging with the text is OUT!!!!!! fuck canon!!!!!!! *proceeds to reduce every redeeming quality of the text to ash and out of the ash rises a miserable plucked chicken*

facism

i wanna see what this gets, reblog if you hate jk rowling. her terf ass can suck my tranny dick :)

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

Elrond, during the council meeting: Can you perform under pressure? Boromir: No, but I could try bohemian rhapsody if you want

i am the protagonist of one of those self insert oc gets transported to middle earth to live out the events of the hobbit/lotr and use their knowledge to change the date of the world except my only use of my knowledge is to convince the party that Rasputin by Boney M is a dramatic ballad (the whole story stops for a chapter to describe the moonlight in my eyes as I sing with every lyric copied in)

tag this post with the weirdly specific things you would do in the lotr verse that would in no way help any characters or plot motivations progress forward, using your modern day knowledge.

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again