The Crayon Box

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

concept: anime catgirls but instead of being weird hypersubmissive fantasies created by horny dudes they behave like actual cats and just do whatever they want, give zero fucks about anyone else, and eat all your food

She comes home from work (at a pest control company), devours a tin of tuna, licks the tuna-flavoured grease off her hands and curls up on top of the coffee table, still smelling of tuna and dead mice. Then she kicks you in the face and suplexes you through the wall when you try to move her.

Please reblog.

C'mon it’s not only pride month it’s indigenous peoples month!!! My people!!!! Could the president honestly fuck off?

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

I try not to MCU but this is Wholesome.

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

People will say to us, “but Trump was talking about gang members.” Trump may have been talking about MS13, but he has also made explicit that he associates all migrants, even those who are refugees fleeing from various kinds of horror, with gang members, murderers, and rapists. The language is fascist, without a doubt. It is not at all out of line to call him on it. We should.

Reminder that this is the man who called a bunch of open nazis “fine people”.

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism

they’re all lesbians

comp het rep appreciation post