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sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

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shapeoftheday

restless spirits

lichenaday

Me: Why do I have so much neck and back and knee pain?

Also me:

Lichenology is neither for the faint of heart nor the weak of joint.

theotherjax

Oh to be flat on the ground Staring and Touching...

#touching grass but make it horny

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

minmos

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

kevytmaitohorsma

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

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specialagentartemis

I do increasingly want to make an ace and aro anthology where cozy slice of life is OUT and Bad Rep™ is IN. Give me your aro and ace nonhumans, your alien species where no one has invented romance and sex doesn’t exist, your loners, your grouchy bad-attitude assholes, your hackers who feel more affinity with computers than other people, your characters who are deeply hurt when others abandon them for their romantic partners and are not gracious about it, your people who feel outside of their society, your characters who make bad and selfish decisions and conversely your characters who are dramatically self sacrificing. Give me military SF and postapocalypse and angst and drama and stories where a small research team goes to a distant planet and everybody fuckin dies. Give me ace characters who aren’t patient or understanding and aro characters who do not give a shit about romance, fictional or otherwise. Give me aroaces who decide to take fate into their own hands and bomb Mercury about it

grammarpedant

I WOULD SUBMIT STORIES TO THIS ANTHOLOGY

#can I also bomb mercury

great-and-small

“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

transmanace

@bugthingsdaily

#get well soon!

vryfmi

[id: a digital drawing of a crow and canary perched on a branch. the canary looks up at the crow trying to look in its face, the crow sits sternly, ignoring the other bird./end id]

commission for @mozartpilled of mozalieri as canary and crow

#imagine your OTP

amnhnyc

My, my… what big teeth you have! Meet the Pacific stargazer (Astroscopus zephyreus). Found in coastal waters from California to Peru, this fish is an ambush hunter. Spending most of its life buried beneath the sand, the stargazer’s upturned face is an adaptation that allows it to see even when most of its body is concealed. What’s more? This species is capable of stunning prey with electrical shocks of up to 50 volts! Photo: alboertoalcala, CC BY 4.0 iNaturalist

#nO

girl-blorbo-polls

Is your girl blorbo a caged bird?

Yes

No

She used to be

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 8

theotherjax

Actually Amika is a domesticated bird who loves her very nice enclosure and sees zero reason why she should yearn for this freedom shit, there's hawks out there and in here she gets all the seed she wants???

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pmamtraveller

by Daniel Arthur

#he is loafing next to me on the couch as we speak #(my cat who looks like this not Artist Daniel Arthur)

pmamtraveller

No comment by Vanessa Stockard

#she is most importat in world

writingraccoon

You really can't take me anywhere because I genuinely won't shut the fuck up about birds

#gpoy #take me anyway tho my bird facts are hilarious

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

#yes

escuerzoresucitado

#this pleases the academic

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Right. Right, listen. Here's what you're gonna do, okay? First of all you're gonna gather your party to venture forth. Your party includes:

80ml olive oil (do NOT scrimp on the Oil!) 200gr basmati or long grain rice 300gr some kind of minced meat, chicken beef pork you can even mix and match it's fine 400gr butternut squash cubes (I GUESS they can be Other Squash Cubes? I do not know for a Fact) 1 big (BIG) onion, finely chopped 0.5 to 1 cinnamon stick depending on how sweet you like things 0.5 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 kefir lime leaf 1 teaspoon saffron (ideally; but turmeric is Fine Too) Large handful coriander (or parsley if you gotta), finely chopped 420ml boiled water

You got your party down? Cool cool. Now you're gonna take a pot and heat up that oil over a medium-high heat and throw the cumin seeds in for like 30 seconds to get Fragrant. Then add the onion and transparentify it. Onion transparentifying in olive oil is the most beautiful sight in the world your soul is already ascending. Throw the squash cubes in and give them five minutes. Next you clear a space in the middle of the pot maybe glug in another spoonful of oil and toss in the meat and mix it good good good with some salt+pepper break it up crumble it push it around until it's starting to brown. Then you're gonna throw in the cinnamon and the kefir lime leaf and the saffron and the coriander and take a BIG inhale of the aroma ooooh it's so good then you can add the rice. Mix again for 2-3 minutes do it with love. Pour in the water bring to a boil cover the pot and put on a small fire for exactly 22 minutes. Survive 22 minutes smelling that smell I can't help you with that part. Then you're gonna turn the flame off but DO NOT OPEN THE POT DON'T DO IT you're gonna wait another ten minutes. Then you can open the pot, and you can shovel that stuff in your mouth like a joyful wild animal.

#spontaneous recipe share #DO IT DO IT

How did I, a person with no hands and the balance of a newly hatched owlet, end up in a job that regularly requires me to juggle.

#The Emails

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