Zhan Zhao Adventures (2026) - Episode 1 & 2 Zhan Zhao + Smiles
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Zhan Zhao Adventures (2026) - Episode 1 & 2 Zhan Zhao + Smiles

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They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyoneβs cool with it because youβre a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
Moss mimic stick insect (Trychopeplus laciniatus), San Cipriano Forest Reserve, Colombia
photo via Project NOAH: Dan Doucette
http://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/20633726
"A Wish, Morning Glory," 2016, by Peruvian artist Ernesto Arrisueno (born 1957 in Lima)

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Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. PillangΓ³. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. ChΕchΕ. Nabi. HΓΊdiΓ©. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.
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Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio
Still Life , Lemons - Mirko Schallenberg , 2023.
German , b. 1967 -
Oil on canvas , 100 x 80 cm

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they donβt know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged
#stuck
Do you like poems?
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:
and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.
I COME TO YOU WITH AN IMPORTANT NEW ADDITION TO THE ACCIDENTAL POETRY LIST, FROM OUR VERY OWN TUMBLR DOT COM:
LOOK ALIVE BOYS WE HAVE A NEW CONTENDER
Mother by Clare Turlay Newberry

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Greek Kitties #9, 2026 by Timothy Adam Matthews (British); Oil on canvas, 16x20 in
sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.