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Right. Right, listen. Here's what you're gonna do, okay? First of all you're gonna gather your party to venture forth. Your party includes:

80ml olive oil (do NOT scrimp on the Oil!) 200gr basmati or long grain rice 300gr some kind of minced meat, chicken beef pork you can even mix and match it's fine 400gr butternut squash cubes (I GUESS they can be Other Squash Cubes? I do not know for a Fact) 1 big (BIG) onion, finely chopped 0.5 to 1 cinnamon stick depending on how sweet you like things 0.5 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 kefir lime leaf 1 teaspoon saffron (ideally; but turmeric is Fine Too) Large handful coriander (or parsley if you gotta), finely chopped 420ml boiled water

You got your party down? Cool cool. Now you're gonna take a pot and heat up that oil over a medium-high heat and throw the cumin seeds in for like 30 seconds to get Fragrant. Then add the onion and transparentify it. Onion transparentifying in olive oil is the most beautiful sight in the world your soul is already ascending. Throw the squash cubes in and give them five minutes. Next you clear a space in the middle of the pot maybe glug in another spoonful of oil and toss in the meat and mix it good good good with some salt+pepper break it up crumble it push it around until it's starting to brown. Then you're gonna throw in the cinnamon and the kefir lime leaf and the saffron and the coriander and take a BIG inhale of the aroma ooooh it's so good then you can add the rice. Mix again for 2-3 minutes do it with love. Pour in the water bring to a boil cover the pot and put on a small fire for exactly 22 minutes. Survive 22 minutes smelling that smell I can't help you with that part. Then you're gonna turn the flame off but DO NOT OPEN THE POT DON'T DO IT you're gonna wait another ten minutes. Then you can open the pot, and you can shovel that stuff in your mouth like a joyful wild animal.

#spontaneous recipe share #DO IT DO IT

How did I, a person with no hands and the balance of a newly hatched owlet, end up in a job that regularly requires me to juggle.

#The Emails

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

olderthannetfic

No, no, and NO.

AO3 does not live in “the cloud” because that is other people’s computers, and other people’s computers are vulnerable to censorship.

AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but it’s a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going “BadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!”

Owning the servers is a core tenet of OTW/AO3.

zz9pzza

Warming up a new database server….

elfwreck

When people involved with AO3 talk about “the cost of servers” they don’t mean “the cost to pay Amazon for space on their servers.” They mean, like, the cost to physically own them, and eventually replace them with new ones. And the operating costs to run them.

AO3 is not “in the cloud.” AO3 is stored on physical machines that the OTW owns.

While this is not a solution that can work for everyone who wants to deal with controversial content, it is why AO3ple sneer at alt-righters who complain about getting thrown off hosting platforms.

crowns-of-violets-and-roses

I Want Us to Own the Goddamned Servers

Because I want us to own the goddamned servers, ok? Because I want a place where we can’t be TOSed and where no one can turn the lights off or try to dictate to us what kind of stories we can tell each other.

lierdumoa

AO3 is what a website looks like when you seize the means of production.

auxphono

Absolutely!

AO3 was established because of fic being thrown off website hosts, fic being censored and/removed, and fic writers and archivists being sued by IP owners and authors.

The only way AO3 could ever exist without those daily threats is by owning their own servers and domain (and awesome lawyers and everyone else involved).

That is why there are no ads. That is why it is (typically) stable. That is why there are strict tagging rules.

We Can Actually Have Nice Things.

They set out to ensure we could for future generations, and past generations and current generations. They are fighting the good fight, so you don’t have to.

The Organization for Transformative Works (who created AO3) are an actual non-profit organization, not a company.

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salvadorbonaparte

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

ashlgcostumes

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

cheriboms

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

theotherjax

I see this, sympathise deeply, and raise you: obsessed with a very popular character you read in a totally different way to everyone else.

#50k fics not one of them hits the spot

theotherjax

Look, while I am certainly a proponent of the Greet Every Day with Breathless Wonder school of thought, I think it's also good to sometimes remember that you are a human creature with electrified fat in your skull and you only have so much Breathless Wonder in you. Some days you will be tired and hate everything and some days you will just kind of exist. And if you also end up beating yourself up over having ungratefully wasted the irreplaceable day that'd suck okay. Not being able to find singular beauty and joy in every single goshhecking moment isn't a personal failure. You gotta have like. a baseline. variability of experience. you know. Not everything can glow all the time. It's fine. You're fine.

theotherjax

Although if we're doing breathless wonder I do have home-grown peas.

Look, while I am certainly a proponent of the Greet Every Day with Breathless Wonder school of thought, I think it's also good to sometimes remember that you are a human creature with electrified fat in your skull and you only have so much Breathless Wonder in you. Some days you will be tired and hate everything and some days you will just kind of exist. And if you also end up beating yourself up over having ungratefully wasted the irreplaceable day that'd suck okay. Not being able to find singular beauty and joy in every single goshhecking moment isn't a personal failure. You gotta have like. a baseline. variability of experience. you know. Not everything can glow all the time. It's fine. You're fine.

#Jax vs inspoposting

draconym

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

thegrindingwheel

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

draconym

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

#I want this also

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1five1two

Karin Hosono. 2025.

60000beesinatrenchcoat

Okay I’ve heard plenty of bad news, the GOOD news is the thing rollypollies do when they curl up is called “conglobation”

#you are entitled to some conglobation

escuerzoresucitado

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

masklayer

Theirs a horse in the pingles

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This horse in the pingles is joyful and whimsical!

#the noise i made #why did i make that noise

herewithinthevoid

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

#the Artemis II crew said pspsps!!!

Braves the Cruel Winds of Fandom Tumblr just to post about how when you think about it, Shan Gudao being just some commoner orphan just makes everything about him more impressive. Like Shan Gudao who was not actually the heir to any ancient magical noble bloodline, who was just some amnesiac street kid, this Shan Gudao was trained by Qi Mushan and Madam Qin and was Li Xiangyi's sparring partner. Sure he couldn't measure up to LXY but it's not like anyone else could! Random beggar kid becomes number two in the wholeass Sigu Sect, high class jianghu badass. Tricks Li Xiangyi that foxiest fox fucks with him for years. Tricks the fox's master. Nobody rando Shan Gudao pulls one over the entire martial world AND imperial court comes thisclose to world domination. So weak and unspecial and ungifted and he fathers Fang Duobing. to quote my babygirl Jack Rackham if this is defeat for me, then know this: you and I were neck and neck in the race right till the end. But Jesus, did I make up a lot of ground to catch you.

#mysterious lotus casebook #shan gudao did everything wrong ever #but damn his eyes he compels me

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fencehopping

Baby hummingbirds nested on top of a gargoyle>

theotherjax

Really gotta finally decide if I'm leaving my thatched cottage or not

#it seemed like a good metaphor at the time

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