Sometimes Cute, Sometimes Chaos

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

we’ve added a single cishet man to my horror server and group chat and half the time when he says anything, we react with ✍️ like we’re taking research notes and i think he hates it

i really dont want to come off as an asshole and act like im not sympathetic but i think the idea that it is an appropriate thing to do to respond to posts about about positive experiences made by strangers with long and graphic vents about how your own life is nothing like that really has to end. i’m very sorry you’re going through that. but it’s just. really not appropriate.

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

straight boyfriend of bisexual woman at pride shocks everyone by ordering in fluent faggot