i dont like when shane is characterized as being a color coded spreadsheet super organized and neat guy. that's not him. he's in a pressure cooker of his own design but he pays people to do the admin for him. he pays for an interior designer and a stylist and a perfectly balanced meal delivery service. his mom manages his calendar. shane wants so badly to outsource control to someone else who can tell him how to be shane hollander. he does not have a fucking color coded spreadsheet

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

when shane & ilya start taking pictures of each other i think ilya gets sooo mad at shane bc ilya is taking all of these gorgeous shots of shane basking in the sun on a rock in the lake & laughing while cooking with yuna & smiling in the car behind his sunglasses meanwhile shane is taking blurry pictures of ilya dead asleep with his mouth hanging open blowing a snot bubble & scratching his asscrack while making an omelette .

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can still use it for banana bread

when i get my shit together it’s over for everyone

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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eating a sandwich i hope it’s narratively meaningless