Clever as the Devil, but twice as pretty

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

Ernest Hemingway, The Complete Short Stories  (via thelovejournals)

anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow

From Life in Cold Blood

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.