whimsically gloomy

Hey what's up with this new wave of tumblr bots--*sees the words "new wave" and gets a boner thinking about music*

Sweet fuck.

shes got a short skirt and a looooooong skirt

Pallets are a renewable resource that spawn in warehouses when the light level is below 7

BAN AI. Let Phil Lester be the one to spread misinformation

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

Trying my darndest

GUYS I DID IT 🥰

it’s so crazy how you can just go to the library and pick up a book and take it home with you for free

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

cgi blood will be the death of us all this is unacceptable and also disgusting. make it real. get it everywhere. what's wrong with you.

Tumblr loves posts about random dates of the year. This is an official post of September 28th. Reblog this every September 28th to totally #setember28th your friends.

Don't forget to kiss your butch one million times all over their face and tell them they did a good job. This is essential nutrients for our growing muscles.