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This 1000 year old Katana looks as good as it did the day it was made. [3746x3024]
Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f72y5g/this_1000_year_old_katana_looks_as_good_as_it_did/
Oh man… This is no longer my lane but I can’t leave this at “1000 year old sword”.
This is Mikazuki. The Crescent Moon blade.
This sword was crafted by Sanj(y)o Munechika and is older than 1000 years. (The Smith’s oldest signed work is from 987).
There are only 5 of the smith’s pieces remaining and this one exhibits one of the first times in history that the Japanese sword takes on it’s utilitarian curved shape.
This sword was owned by a laundry list of important historical figures including Oda Nobunaga’s general Toyotomi Hideyoshi who unified Japan.
You are essentially looking at a Japanese Excalibur.
I am humbled to even be able to see a picture of this sword.
This makes so much more sense than "they canceled your favorite show because you weren't posting hard enough"

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Kids are funny.
I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.
We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.
The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”
“A salad.”
She walks off, seemingly unaware she just set up the funniest fucking week-long joke my friend and I had ever heard
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
the people in the notes of this post are soooo lame oh my god "did she get in trouble for posting this ?" like what do you think applebees put out a warrant on her ass ?
hi you! here's your daily/nightly reminder that:
your voice should be heard.
your health is important.
your pain is not insignificant or lesser than others'.
you are not on this earth to be "productive."
you are the only one who can define your experiences.
you are cared for, even if only by strangers. we care.
now go stretch, hydrate, nourish, and lay down (if you can). just do your best, and don't worry if other's think it isn't enough. it is, and im proud of you.
I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*
**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!
This is gold!!!
“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

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me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage
Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert
doubting Thomas to Jesus
Finally, an Apple feature i envy

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[Image description Bender from Futurama in Robot Hell saying "I'm on Tumblr? But that means, Twitter's been killed --crap, I mean 'un-alived'" second panel is the Robot Devil, labeled "Tumblr" saying "It's alright, you can say that here."]
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
WHAT
Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.
Fucking what?!
Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.
I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT
I STILL HAVE MY SET AND EVERYTHING
A GAME CHANGER
Yup!!