The blog formerly known as Prince

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

Going to lush and having the shop assistants try to bathe you and anoint you with sacred oils is like one part alien abduction, one part doctor’s visit, one part straight girl flirting with you even though neither of you want her to

breakinge mews: im have experienced gravest injustice

What injustice, cat?

*anime dub voice* Howdy partners! I'm from Osaka y'all!

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

did you mean: jeb bush

Wow I sure as hell did

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…