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please do not thirst follow me. i am a philosopher

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a ghoul and have your head roll off your body and you walk over and pick it up and put it back on your head

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

I ASKED GOD FOR A SAVIOUR AND HE SAID LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

eating a music note

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'