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hi you can call me annie or lainey or del. i am an adult i use she/her/he/him pronouns and this is my self shipping blog. i am an evil wretched woman who loves some of her f/os and hits others. enjoy this glimpse into my beautiful world

my main f/os right now are lucille bluth from arrested development (🍸🍌), darth vader from the og star wars trilogy (🌘🔥), susan bennett from ted 2024 (🌤️🥧), batman from the 1966 tv series (🌈🦇), and mayor adam west from family guy (🏛️🙌). my full list is here. im 100% ok with sharing i dont take any of this very seriously and only selfship for fun.

i do not want minors or proshippers following me. my nsfw tag is #🔞

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myimaginaryother

shout-out to lesbians, bi, pan and aroace girls with male f/os and who like their canonical versions. you're still queer and valid no matter what others say ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 🩷💜💙 🩷💛🩵 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

edit: for selfshippers who headcanon their f/os as transfem, your f/o is an amazing woman and you two are just as queer and valid 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

#🤗

dormantshipping

Do you like AUs / other iterations of your F/O?

Yes, but I only like AUs

Yes, but I only like iterations

I like them when they're closer to Canon than fanon

I like them when it's closer to Fanon than canon

I like most AUs or interpretations of my F/O apart from specific ones

I like all AUs / interpretations

I only like my / my friend's AUs/iterations

I only like AUs/iterations from specific authors/artists/people

I don't like most AUs/iterations apart from specific ones

No, I don't like it at all

Depends / Other

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

#i like aus i think theyre cute. i dont rly read au fics but i like the idea #as for iterations when i selfship w/ a character who has multiple canon versions of them #most of the time i only pick the one iteration i like #like i only ship with og trilogy darth vader and 60s tv show batman and grant morrison doom patrol mr. nobody #but sometimes ill ship with multiple iterations. like with willoughby kipling i ship with him in both the doom patrol comics and the show #it all depends

sunburstkisser

Simple Selfship Template!

I’ve been looking for a smaller, slightly simpler selfship template to fill out, but none of them really fit the bill. So I made my own! Completely free to use as long as you leave in the credit :] No need to tag me or add credit in your tags or anything, just keep my little credit at the bottom and you’re free to share and use it til your heart’s content!

[“Pro/com/dark”ship please DNI. Don’t steal my template, either. If you do, you openly admit to being unoriginal and predatory]

My examples under the cut :3

#must do this

scaryselfship

f/o is mean to the waiter and doesn’t tip and complains like a boomer about bad service afterwards

#💸🦚#and i kick him in the shin

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cjs-selfshipping

thinking about f/o moodboard

#the first row is me

selfship playlists under the cut

#🌘🔥#💸🦚#🌤️🥧#🎀🪻#🏛️🙌#🌙🥀#🌈🦇#🍸🍌#🪶👓

contemptible-scoundrel

#💸🦚#👤👠#🔞#<- in a way.

scaryselfship

imagine being in bed with your f/o and they stay up late at night watching loud as fuck tiktoks on their phone

#💸🦚#siigh

sickdogs

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

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maskdoll

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

#👤👠

i couldnt even write a caption for the last post. out of shame

#ok update i just did write one. yay

i havent drawn in sooo long.. heres deldam

me and u both ouppy

Do you have a f/o who you like, but don’t like the source? For whatever reason

Do you have an F/O who you like, but you don't like their source, for whatever reason?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onJan 25

#YES. FUCK. YES #🏛️🙌#i had to draw family guy fanart in order to draw him. do you know how embarrassing that is.

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boundbyfangs

make that fictional character absolutely obsessed with you it will heal you

#YEPPP

chloes-husbands

posting here as well:

curious question, if you selfship do you ever wish your ship was genuinely canon or acknowledged by the source, not at all, or you have really specific views on this (if you wanna, do elaborate!)?

would love for it to be canon/acknowledged

would prefer not canon, for whatever reason

complex answer (mix of either, another reason, etc.)

Voting ended onJan 11

#💸🦚#i would loooove if vantoinette was canon

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