Deleted The Sun

When you are a kind and sweet man but Ryder just keeps. getting. in the. way.

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

The Other Bennet Sister (2026) + parallels

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

UPDATE! They found the original photo!