wario blog

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

sickmind fraud be like

Mom can you pick me up people at this party hate my experimental pop playlist

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

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Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

im wizardjpeg. i am an influencer. i am the biggest and hottest name, in the blogosphere. i have one trillion likes. i wear cleats. i’m cute. i can run ,at 45 miles per hour. i drink SoBe teas and fruit-juice blends, while i manage my estates. i have my wisdom teeth. i’m “cute”. i know four spells. i listen to reel big fish. my skull is small. im logged in. and i am looking, for my forever home

Being gay is hard because I cannot stop buying jackets

male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards

i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.