Okay I believe you, but my tommy gun don't

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

woman: my dog just died :( person who invented taxidermy: okay youre gonna think that this is totally weird, but hear me out on this one:

U know she da one when u pre cum while u arguing wit her

yo what

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

i’m smart but i do dumb shit anyway

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me