better file me under "e" for "existential crisis"

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

not to flex on any of y'all but im going into 2020 not having for even a second ever stanned kyle ron

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

your url just makes it better

Oh, that’s the context.

good dad

Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo

The Platypus and the Echidna are the only two animals that produce both eggs and milk, giving them the unique ability to make their own custard.

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

Thank you for the clarification on that

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches