I DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO SEND YOU GO AWAY

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

Lads, I am rereading the first Septimus Heap book atm (Book series I loved dearly as a child) and I am afraid Angie Sage knew what was up with that one. Tailor made to catch my attention both now and back when I was 14. Written really well on top of that. man. Unfortunatly, I was very correct when I decided that it was gonna be my favourite book series forever and ever and ever

fuck imagine your baby dies of like, complications soon after childbirth and the midwife won't even let you see his little tiny corpse just takes him away immediately. and then your husband (he didn't know this was happening. he was out getting medicine for your baby) walks in the door and he's carrying another, different baby. this all happened to my good friend sarah heap and you know what? she dealt with it admirably

People who cant let go of harry potter for whatever nostalgic reason should buy the entire set of septimus heap books and go hogwild. They're infinitely better written, more creative, and the author isnt constantly in the news because of rampant hate-fueled meltdowns

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck