My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

i find it attractive and not at all clingy when someone texts me after hanging out. i guess the gesture means a lot to me because it makes me feel remembered and valued

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

THIS IS THE CUTESS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN