definitely not jeane

One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.

The Punk/Emo divide was clear even in the time of Shakespeare.

Can we all appreciate that Ned had exactly one (1) line in this entire movie, and it was both utterly iconic and entirely too correct

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

world heritage post

update: I banged him

Good timeline 👏

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

This made me happy and tear up a little bit. Keep up the damn good work man

This is an always reblog for me

I’m in love with this man

I’m a stay at home thot