Who approved this?

[sweats]

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

i suggest not letting it get this far

*me explaining the scene in X-Men 2 where Bobby blows ice on Logan's Pepsi to my terminally heterosexual friends*: "so yeah, that was my gay awakening. And people were killed."

That's basically unsimulated man on man fellatio right there 🥵

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

Wait is that the president of Argentina on the right?

yes