caviar & cigarettes

This song is about 9/11 btw

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

There is nothing more tender than playing with someone’s hands…..it sounds so dumb but stroking each other’s palms & tapping on each other’s wrists & twisting your fingers together & squeezing each other’s hands…..it’s like having a conversation that no one else can hear!

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

Is this the whole fucking movie in real time?? Not sped up????

NEVER do your best. QUIT

sorry for looking like i just cried for an hour. it’s just that i cried for an hour

if memory serves…….. if memory slays…..

the song of the summer is call me maybe, for the eleventh consecutive year,