Other than the Tweels, I think Vil gets mischaracterized the most, with a lot of people believing he'd be needlessly cruel to someone he doesn't deem as "beautiful."
Obviously, I've already talked about how I don't think Twisted Wonderland has the same standards as beauty as our world, but even if we're saying it does, Vil isn't a conventionally attractive man. He is hyper feminine, wears makeup and dresses and heels, he wouldn't be considered traditionally beautiful by male standards. So even then, I don't view Vil as someone who would treat others like garbage because he doesn't find them beautiful.
A lot of people tend to take Vil as a character at face value. They see his Overblot and assume it was because he wasn't deemed the best, when in reality it's much more than that. For his entire life, Vil has been put into a box and compared to others. He was never given the opportunity to be anything but what others deemed for him. Even though he's worked hard to achieve the things he wants, when he looses the VDC, it destroys him because his perception of himself is completely destroyed. He can no longer pretend that he is perfect, because his loss actively works against that. That's why the meaning of Book 5 is about stepping away from the idea of beauty that focuses on others perceptions of you, and instead focusing on achieving a version of yourself that you are proud of.
That's why Vil is so hard on Epel, because he knows that Epel's obsession with being masculine comes from insecurity and caring too much about what others think. That's why he allows Rook to transfer to Pomefiore despite him being kinda a freak. He knows that they are driven and passionate about what they want, and that's what beauty is to him.
That's why I never understand it when people say that Vil wouldn't entertain someone who doesn't fit a specific standard of beauty. If that's the case, why would he entertain Rook? You can say he thought Rook had potential, but Rook was a dirty hunter with sticks in his hair and mud on his skin who was likely slobbering at the chance to even meet Vil. I think being genuine to yourself matters more to Vil. If being genuine means never wearing makeup, then that's what he likes. If being genuine means having a ten step skincare/makeup routine, that thanks what he likes.
TDLR: Vil's idea of beauty focuses more on inward beauty and achieving the version of beauty that is authentic to you, rather than traditional ideals of beauty. If he likes you, and it's clear you're true to who you are, then Vil isn't going to not pursue you.
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So, I like to throw ideas at @fiden-criatura and shot a possible theory.
So one thing I talked about is the difference if Yuu had ended up at RSA instead of NRC. The idea is that RSA would have environmentally been better for Yuu, but the trade off is Yuu probably would have kind of been lost in a sea of faces. The kind of person who'd have easily made friends and probably fit in.
The difference is that being at NRC, it's a tougher environment with difficult people, but Yuu's presence there ultimately improves things. From their interactions with others, not just in the main story but events and vignettes, they actually seem to get along with people given a chance. Yuu has their own quirks(like their touchy nature for example to the point it can annoy the guys) Like, they even seem to get along with folks post overblot(I think Azul and Jamil are two biggest examples since they are arguably some of the worst offenders of what they put Yuu through) I feel like some folks would see it as almost stupid, but I think Yuu's good nature is something the NRC crew desperately need.
We see the longer Yuu is there, things gradually start improving. Ramshackle is fixed, their friends group grows(look at the difference between the first years group vs the second and third years) the first years feel like an actual friends group. We notice as the story progresses that there's actual positive changes, even if they're gradual.
So the idea was, what part does the MC/Yuu actually play in the world of twisted wonderland. Like the joke that Yuu is the living embodiment of the "cameraman never dies" trope.
I also got thinking about, Yuu's influence in the story. The kind of logic the world works on, and so on. The world does seem to work on a story telling logic, generally those that are perceived as good, usually ends up winning.
Like how NRC has a notorious losing streak against RSA, and it got me thinking.
I think that Yuu changes the outcome/fate when it comes to things that are actual threats. Thinking to all the overblots, and events that Yuu has been part of, even as just a support. I think Yuu's influence is to make whomever they are supporting the "hero" of the "story" and create the best possible outcome for everybody involved. I think that if somebody perceived something as a genuine threat, Yuu influences causes the story to put them into a hero role to work towards a good ending. Endless Halloween comes to mind, since even though nobody was in actual danger, the group perceived it as such and took on the role of "hero". The one thing I've noticed about the cast is that, when it comes down to it, when pushed they will eventually do the right thing even if you have to drag them kicking and screaming to do it.
All the overblots, Glomas, Ghost Bride, etc.. All threats. Even if Yuu isn't directly participating in the battle, their presence influences the best possible outcome. It's why nobody died during the overblots and in the end everybody walked away from something known to kill people. Glomas everybody walked away and even Rollo was spared.
I think Yuu's presence influences the best possible outcome.
I think it's also why NRC still loses to RSA in things that aren't an actual threat. Like the VDC and Harveston.
I think the world kind of works on a fairy tail logic of hero wins, villain loses. But we also see as the story progresses, nothing is black and white. I think Yuu's influence causes whoever they are with to become the "hero" of the story.
I think Yuu has a kind of cameraman/narrator influence on things, because we see the world through their eyes.
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You know, time loop is a very popular fan theory involving twisted wonderland. So I've seen a few stories where Yuu is repeating the same time loop and remembers the cast but the cast doesn't remember them.
Sometimes people switch it and certain twst guys remember the previous loop(usually Ace but it varies)
One I've only seen once or twice, is the ENTIRE group of twst guys remember the previous time loop. The idea that Yuu died and things reset to the sorting ceremony.
I think an interesting concept would be that only those who overblotted remember the previous time loop. Like the idea that all seven remember the previous loop and Yuu's death, but don't know at first that the others remember. But gradually start realizing it when the others start acting out of character. Add on potentially shipping if any of them had some kind of romantic feelings towards Yuu. People picking up how much softer they are to Yuu right away. Like even funnier if right off the bat somebody figures it out because instead of booting Yuu to Ramshackle, more then a couple offers to let Yuu stay in their dorm instead. Each one of them trying to prevent the incidents that cause them to overblot. Imagine Riddle doesn't get angry because Yuu tries to help him during the prologue, he instead offers to help find resources to learn since they're new to twisted wonderland. Leona doesn't threaten them in the greenhouse because Yuu doesn't step on his tail. Azul rethinks his plan so the anemone incident doesn't happen and he still manages to keep contracts, and even tries to offer Yuu an opportunity to work at the lounge since they did it so well during the events of book 3 and so on.
Also thinking about certain events like glomas, the dorm leaders know what Rollo is planning and get him to out himself before he gets a chance to enact his plans.
It's potentially a very fun idea and exploration of possible alternate story ideas.
You know what the funniest potential shipping war for twst. The families. The family lock in and want you as their new in-law. Especially after they got to know you.
Just imagine a family day at NRC and you have a lot of people who really REALLY want to see Ramshackle and it's infamous Prefect. Who are these gifts for? Why the prefect of course. They heard how tough things can be, of course they'd love to show their appreciation for the dear schoolmate of their family!
This isn't just about love, these people are preparing for war! Mission, win the prefect's heart has begun!
The Trappola household knows all about you. Ace can try to deny it but they know. The same Ace who ghosted his girlfriend in middle school after a week. Ace Trappola who tried to find any way out of responsibility. Ace Trappola who has you in his phone contacts. Ace Trappola who most likely has many photos of you saved and his favorite is your contact photo. Ace Trappola who dropped everything at just a single text to come back to NRC because you needed help. They know he's down bad and you make him a better person so they want him to stop being a dumbass and actually ask you out! Big bro will help lil Acey learn to flirt like a pro!
Dilia 100% would be thrilled if you dated Deuce. She knows how much her son talks about you. He calls you his best friend! You're an amazing friend and a positive influence on Deuce. Deuce can be dense but it's obvious when it comes to you. She talks with her mother about it. They're both hoping the next time you visit, it's as Deuce's partner.
Marja likes you. She sees how good you are with Epel. He doesn't have to try to fit a mold to impress you. He can be himself and he likes you as well. Imagine if she found out you're the reason Epel unlocked his UM when he saved your life! Marja's already thinking about ways she can get Epel to invite you back to Harveston. Maybe during the Summer!
Lilia already likes you and he knows how important you are to Malleus, and all you did to help everybody. So don't tell me this man wouldn't absolute be ecstatic if you started dating Silver. Lilia has the added bonus of being at school with you, so he can try to play match maker.
Silver: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lilia: Would you like to stay forever?
Georgina locks in that you're friends with both Jade and Floyd? She knows how mercurial Floyd can be and Jade's personality is well... The fact that Jade invited you to the wedding, and she sees how you to interact. She thinks you're as adorable as your shrimp nickname. You two really do resemble the symbiotic relationship of moray eels and shrimp.
Mama and Papa Shroud finding out that you're friends with Idia? He actually likes your company? You don't treat him like a creepy Otaku? On top of that you're friends with Ortho and he's a part of your close friends group? Those two are already thinking about how you'd make a fantastic addition to the family. Your energy and personality are a wonderful contrast and compliment to Idia. Just like Mama and Papa. Ortho would agree and you've got three shrouds cheering Idia on.
Imagine Platonic!Crewel x Fem!Reader being similar (drabble) (imagine)
Warning: fluff
Word Count: 165
A/N: So in 101 dalmatians, Cruella says “Blast the pen! Blast this wretched wretched pen!”. So obviously Professor Crewel has probably said it before in his fashion career before NRC.
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Imagine a platonic!Crewel with a fem!Reader that’s like a mini him🥺
You were sitting in Crewels class retaking a quiz that you missed because of a sick day. That sucked. You were also still slightly nasally and coughing. What sucked even more?
Your pen broke.
“BLAST THIS PEN!! This wretched good for nothing pen!!” you yelled.
You froze though.
This was an empty space, but Crewel was sitting in front of you reading the newspaper.
This day was already shitty but detention seems on the horizon too, even if Crewel was sweeter with you than other students because he saw you as a daughter. How else would he treat a lone girl in an all boys school? Fatherly, that’s how.
You look up only to see Crewel looking up with a slightly bewildered look before slowly smirking.
“Blood or not, you are my child.”
He continues to grin as he looks at the newspaper again, gently flicking it while he adjusted his posture.
“Try not to disrupt class however. I’d hate to punish my favorite pup.”
End note: I love platonic crewel fics! There needs to be more
Can we have an Autism moment with Idia as we teach him pokemon (somehow managing to every gave and 2 of every playable console with them when they came to Twst, including chargers)
Idia, I Chose You!!
Warnings: A bit angsty, not proofread, possible spelling errors/grammar mistakes, that’s abt it—see yuh (Enjoy!!!)
Please Read: Ok, rq, ik you said ‘autism moment’ but I wrote this without that in mind. Mostly because I have no idea what it’s like to have autism or what it would be like to have a fixation that’s stemmed from or rooted within autism. So please don’t think this Drabble is my depiction of what an autistic fixation is like. Tyyyy!!
“Hey, Idia, you like video games and things like that, right?” You appear behind the poor introvert.
He jumps, harshly too, before whipping around so fast he nearly gave you both whiplash.
“W-What, huh?” He stammers. “O-oh…yeah, I do…I guess…”
“Okay. What’s your favorites?” You ask, sitting down extremely close to him, not even bothering to ask.
Idia stiffens, trembling slightly and retreating back into his hood. You two sit like that before he slowly hands you his console.
You accept it, scrolling through the games. You two silently sit next to each other before you stop abruptly at a game.
“This one…what’s it about?” You show him the screen. He doesn’t even look before he starts explaining, “You collect animals and become their friends...” He mumbles, not even bothering to look at you.
“Oh so like some pet keeper game?” You question, not missing how he nods.
“Reminds me of Pokémon.” You hum before scrolling through the games again.
“…What’s Pokémon?” Idia asks. You stop scrolling, Idia flinches. You looked at him out of the corner of your eye.
“You don’t know Pokémon?” You ask. It’s a good minute before Idia nods.
You smile brightly before shooting up. “It’s so fun! It’s just like that game but the little animals have powers! It’s like an rpg game! Wait wait wait- I brought my switches with me! Wait here, we can play together!” You cheer before running off.
It was like 20 minutes before you came back, sitting even closer than before as you hand him your other switch.
“I’ll set you up an account, and we’ll play the tutorial together! Then we’ll play together and have fun!” You cheer, Idia only nods shyly, trying not to tremble from the proximity.
It didn’t take long for him to get used to the game. And it wasn’t long before you two were playing for hours.
The sun began setting, and a curious and worried Orhto started floating around campus, looking for his brother. He then comes across two little geeks giggle at game consoles.
“Idia! There you are!” Orhto huffs, putting his hands on his hips. “You missed class! Not even your tablet was there!”
“Oh…yeah…huh.” Idia mumbles, not even looking up from his screen. Ortho rolls his eyes before grabbing at his hoodie. “Come on! Let’s go make up your missing assignments.” He scolds before dragging him away.
Idia only whines in response, “Yuu! Can I keep this!?” He yelps out. “Yeah, I don’t care! I got more at home!”
“Okay!…wait, you have more? Does that mean there’s more Pokémon games?!”
You and Idia’s little gameplay sessions become more frequent and you two played with all the games you brought.
He never asked how they got through to Night Raven, even you don’t know, but you two have been getting closer because of it.
You’re more happy about someone else having an interest as intense as yours in something that made you so happy.
You’d see him walking around campus, playing on of the few consoles you gave him, searching for that a damn Tentacruel cause he fell in love with the design.
He’s also started trying to recreate the game, hopefully to have a version of it so that him and you could still play on his own devices…
You know, for when you have to leave eventually.
But he’s not worried about that, it’s more of a back head thought. He’s worried about using your consoles for so long.
No cause if familiars exist why shouldn't I make a twst!oc that's a crow familiar that hasn't been sworn to anyone yet but usually sticks around Crowley and NRC.
Why shouldn't I make it go around and help the students as a sort of calming therapy animal, but nobody tells anyone about the crow because they all think it's their little secret
Why shouldn't I make it so that all of a sudden so many people from NRC are trying to study more about familiar contracts and looking for a certain crow, only finding out at a school wide example of forming a familiar contract that a certain crow can indeed turn into a human, a rather pretty one and that so many other people want the familiar that they've had their eyes on.
What length would they go to for this unfamiliar familiar to be theirs and theirs alone.
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Savannaclaw students have definitely adopted you as their unofficial baby sibling so you best believe they don’t take shit when someone messes with you
Beastmen are territorial after all
Leona 100% encourages but reminds them that your his.
꒰ request ﹕ “ May I request Jamil and Leona with a reader that sucks with words so it’s just a constant, wordless stream of gift giving and acts of service? I dunno I think I’d be funny for them to find gifts randomly like an owner finding a cat’s hunt in front of them lol ” ꒱
content : leona and jamil x gn reader ,, fluff ,, comedyish ,, established relationship , not proofread ,, i went insane writing leonas (i didn’t know what to write) ,, may be ooc .
ARLA YAP : first time writing for jamil ..😢😢 hope this is what you meant anon, i tried my best, you lowkey described me straight up, i struggle with talking so tend to just do acts of service for people instead to show i do care and pay attention lmfao
🐍 » 𝓙𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫 ,
—> he most likely trys his best to understand you when you talk, and also tries to help you finish your sentences when you look like your going to cry from embarrassment and just go quiet leaving it said.
—> so because of this, when you started first helping him, even with the littlest things he was straight up confused, so confused he questioned you about your own actions; despite the both of you dating he felt a tiny bit challenged by your doings, but it quickly leaves his mind when your trying to answer but fumbling your words— google how do i tell my boyfriend i love him so i want to help him in every possible way? that pretty much gave him the answer he expected.
—> i think since jamil has technically spent his whole life being responsible over kalim to the point where he doesn’t believe people should or would bother with him specifically i mean people also believe that jamil is responsible enough to look after himself.
—> but once he realises your not very good at expressing how you feel specifically about him and you, or anything he does— pretty much any lovey dovey stuff just doesn’t come out of your mouth right, with your own chosen words.
—> he reminds you that it’s ok, and he already knows you love him considering with the fact that he appears to be finding post it notes in his own textbooks, bedroom and heck his clothes which are folded already; he doesn’t even remember folding them.
—> i don’t think he would judge you at all for how you are, it’s much better different from kalims personality that’s most likely why Jamil got on with you almost immediately.
—> it isn’t till he gets back to his room and realises there’s a letter along with some food nicely wrapped up, it clicks that, that sorting out kalim, was also your way of helping jamil, easing his own frustrations.
—> i think the more and more he finds stuff left by you for him to specifically find he lowkey grows an attachment to it, and it secretly becomes his highlight of the day. he won’t admit it straight up though, maybe using some big words your head can’t understand but he won’t straight up confess that he likes it.
—> i believe after awhile of you leaving gifts and letters he starts to leave you somethings too, just stuff you have randomly lost through out the day.
🦁 » 𝓛𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 ,
—> this may be a strange take, but i think leonas love language may also be giving gifts, definitely not acts of service, but giving you gifts. his gifts to you are expensive and something you have also brought up before, it’s just his way of saying ‘i hear ya’.
—> honestly i don’t think he would really care to much about the acts of service, he has ruggie after all, but he does give you a look when your doing something for him it’s more of a ‘you don’t have to do that’ look rather then a judgemental one, he doesn’t want his partner doing things which ruggie could do.
—> that being said he catches on to your gestures through out the day involving him or something he asked someone else to do more quickly then he does with the presents you have left.
—> i think it takes him an awkwardly long time while to realise that you are doing it from your own free will and it’s to show you love him.
—> you leave him very specific little gifts, stuff he has mentioned maybe once in his life to you and you leave it in places he usually is with just a post it note with your initials and a ‘<3’ even if you don’t add your initials he instantly knows it’s you.
—> i feel like he feels strange when you leave gifts for him, he’s been second near enough his whole life but your doing all this just for him? he just can’t comprehend if there’s a REAL reason for your actions, but surely enough he catches on that it’s way of making it up to him about how silly you sound when you try to talk most of the time.
—> he doesn’t say anything at first, doesn’t really for the need to do so, but if you bring it up to him he will mention it, as long as it’s just the both of you, “it’s cute.” his voice is quiet, extremely quiet as if he didn’t even mean to say it, yet he doesn’t take it back.
—> he is also extremely protective over every single gift you have left for him, it’s hidden somewhere in his room, he keeps them close to him though he wouldn’t exactly admit that to you, you probably figure it out though.
—> no seriously he’s almost over protective, if someone if with him when he finds the gift and says something obnoxious he isn’t going to stay quiet or whatever, he’s going to argue back. a frown on his face as he does.
—> he most definitely keeps one thing you have gave to him in his pocket, it goes everywhere with him, sometimes while he naps around nrc his hand is in that specific pocket stroking it.
—> everytime he finds the gifts you leave him he can’t held but feel pride, pride over the fact his partner does this for him or maybe pride over the fact he found it.
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Leona who's always putting up a ruckus about how children are awful (when he actually gets along well with them) ends up completely shutting up when he has one of his own. When you and him, years in the future and married have one of your own it's like something in Leona shifts. He holds that squirming bundle, the small newborn letting out those tiny noises as they get settled in. His grip firm but heartbreaking gentle, treating your baby like they're something precious. All it takes is Leona looking at this tiny person, a perfect mixture of you and him. And he just falls in love.
He never thought he'd love someone more than you, that only you would take up that special place in his heart. But at that moment as he essentially cradles your child, seeing your exhausted and loving gaze on them both. He realizes very quickly that he can definitely love another person as much as you. This tiny little thing, just like you, becomes the center of his world as they settle against him. Their small head resting against his chest right above his heart. And it really hits Leona that this moment this family is his life. This good, happy ending is actually his. It truly hits him, just like it did that day you said yes to his marriage proposal, that you chose him. That despite everything he is, every flaw, every nasty part of him, you still chose him. The second son, to give your heart to. You chose him, every single time, and you chose to start a family with him.
It again puts into perspective that you truly love him just as he loves you. Just like all those years ago when you'd started dating, when you'd finally got married. Those moments solidified that unshakable truth, that feeling of being loved unconditionally and wholly. That you too felt the same as he did and still does. And the proof of it sits in his arms, now sound asleep. And the kicker?
Leona wouldn't trade any of it for the world. If it meant being by you and your child's side, at this very moment in time, he'd do it all over again.
Synopsis: You receive an unexpected gift and Azul has a meltdown about it
A/N: sorry i've written for the octatrio way more than anybody else they just take up so much space in my head
Warnings: Implied tweel violence
Your relationship with Azul had never been a very showy one. It’s not like he was distant or unaffectionate, but around anyone but the tweels he was never too physical or flirty, holding your hand at most. He felt anything more would come across as unprofessional and tarnish the reputation he had built. You never minded too much, the attention you got in private with him was more than enough, plus too much PDA at an all boys school would be like asking to be teased.
So imagine your surprise when out of the blue one day as you’re finishing up classes, you open your locker to find a large bouquet of flowers in your favorite colors. You smiled and breathed in the sweet scent of them. Gifts from Azul weren’t uncommon, he had something for you practically every time you saw him. You were a bit caught off guard that he’d leave them in your locker though, he usually preferred handing what he got to you directly, claiming he liked to watch your reaction. You took the bouquet in your arms and started walking to Octavinelle to thank him.
You arrived fairly quickly and walked through the lounge and straight to his office with familiarity. A few staff members nodded at you as you passed by, used to your routine. You knocked on the office door, waiting for his usual ‘come in’ and entering. When he looked up to see you, he smiled instantly.
“Azul! Thank you so much for the flowers, they’re so pretty!” You beamed at him.
His face slowly fell as he looked down to see the bouquet in your grasp. “I…I’m sorry, flowers?” His brow furrowed as he said.
Your expression turned confused as you tilted the flowers out for him to see better. “Yeah, the flowers that were in my locker. They…aren’t from you?”
“No.” He responded shortly. “No, they’re not. Did you find any kind of note with them?”
You shook your head, “No, it was just the flowers. I’m sorry, I just automatically assumed they were from you.”
“Don’t apologize, you’re not the one who did anything wrong.” He frowned deeply, “Whoever this admirer is clearly is the one who stepped over the line.”
“It’s not that big a deal Azul, I can just throw them out.”
“You should, but that doesn’t make it not a big deal. It’s directly disrespecting our relationship, isn’t it? And how did he even get in your locker, or know what flowers to get you?” He clenched his fists at his sides now, and his face was slowly turning a shade of pink. “That’s not something he can just get away with.”
“I really don’t think we need to do anything about it. If I find out who it is, I’ll just reject them.” You shrugged.
He huffed, looking visibly frustrated. “I…if you insist, I’ll let it go. But I won’t tolerate any other moves from this person.”
“I’m sure nothing will come of it, Azul. Don’t let yourself worry too hard about it.” You plopped yourself down on his couch finally. “Come on, tell me how your day was now.”
The two of you moved on in your conversation, discussing school and the Lounge and whatever else came up. By the time you left, you had almost forgotten about the whole incident from earlier. It would become very clear that Azul did not forget, however.
The change was immediate. You found him waiting in the hall of mirrors on your way to school the very next morning.
“I’ve come to escort you,” he smiled at you, “just to make sure you make it to class safely.” He grabbed your hand and wrapped it through his arm, leading you into the main building. If he noticed the way a few students stared at you both, he didn’t seem to care. You however felt yourself getting embarrassed under their gazes.
You stopped at your locker and he glared into it, like the locker itself had given you those flowers. “You’re being ridiculous.” You said as you looked for your history textbook. “There’s no reason to be this jealous.”
“I’m not jealous,” he quickly refuted, “I’m just making sure you aren’t subject to any more harassment.” You rolled your eyes, but did let him finish walking you to class. Even if he had his body pressed into your side the whole way.
For the rest of the day, he stuck to you like glue whenever he had a free moment. He turned up the affection to a degree you had never seen from him. He even tried to initiate a kiss in the literal middle of the hallway, but you immediately shut him down, much to his disappointment. You weren’t trying to upset him but you really didn’t know what to do with his sudden need for PDA.
“We’re just making sure people know.” he claimed, “We don’t want there to be any more confusion.”
To no surprise, nobody approached you or left you any more gifts the entire day. “See?” You said to him, “It was just a one-off thing. He was probably hoping I would go looking for him, and gave up because I didn’t.”
“Maybe, I suppose.” His expression was still dissatisfied, but he didn’t push it any further and you two said your goodbyes until tomorrow.
The next day you fully expected him to meet you before class and repeat the clinginess of the day before. Surprisingly though, he was nowhere to be found. Not in the hall of mirrors, not on your way to homeroom, not anywhere on your usual route. You brushed it off, assuming he had finally been able to move on after yesterday was so uneventful.
Classes went as normal until lunch. You were about to find your friends and sit down when a pleading voice called your name from behind you.
You turned around to find a Pomefiore student hunched over in fear. He looked familiar, you were pretty sure he sat behind you in alchemy but you’d never learned his name. He kept looking left and right, like he was expecting something to jump out at any second.
He was pale in the face as he whispered to you, “I’m sorry, okay? I get it, I shouldn’t have done anything if you already had a boyfriend. I won’t do anything else, okay? Just tell them to back off, please.”
You had to stop for a moment, but it only took a second for it to make sense. “Floyd and Jade, you mean?” you said flatly.
He nodded hurriedly and you sighed. You should have figured. “I’ll take care of it.” You told him, and marched off to find Azul.
You found him alone outside the cafeteria, pacing back and forth like he was waiting for something. When he saw you storming over, he seemed to know he was in trouble. You walked up and folded your arms, “So we’re harassing people back? Even when I said to let it go?”
He looked at you sheepishly, “I told them to refrain from violence, I knew that would upset you.”
“I can’t say I believe they listened to that, judging by how scared he looked."
“Well, maybe he deserved it. He wants to steal your affection, how can I take that lightly?”
“I don’t even know his name Azul. He’s just some guy I hardly know, I don't care about him like that. There's nothing he could do to take me from you.”
Those last words seemed like they finally placated him. He nodded, “I believe you. I’m sorry, I wasn’t doubting you. I just…hate the idea of someone else courting you so shamelessly.”
You laughed lightly, “Well, regardless of who wants to ‘court’ me right now, you’re the only one for me.” He blushed a little at that, and reached for your hand. You both stood quietly for a second, just enjoying the moment together.
Loud footsteps approaching suddenly caught your attention.
“Azul, Azul! We got it done, his whole locker is full of them!” Floyd’s voice rang loudly as he bounded towards you. Jade trailed behind him with a mischievous look on his face.
You glared at Azul, “Full of what? What did you have them do?”
“I left that up to their discretion.” He shrugged.
“Azul!”
“I’ll make them stop after this. He deserves one more punishment.”
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Hi!! Could I request something with Floyd courting the reader? I love how you portray the tweels and how silly they can be. You’re writing is always so fun to read!!
Aaaa this was so fun to write!!! I miss writing for Floyd I should give him some more attention!!
Floyd is someone to me who falls in love at first punch. Or any act of violence and or aggression towards him. Really, someone who grabs his attention and keeps it is going to be the type of person that Floyd is into.
floyd leech x reader courting one-shot!
wc: 1,648
Floyd is an interesting case, being both a bit of a coward and very upfront about his feelings. He doesn't want to be vulnerable (ew yuck)! That's so not his style!
Unfortunately for you, his style is very middle school-like, aka: I'm gonna bother and annoy you but also expect you to know from this irritating special attention that I actually like you.
It makes for a really, quite funny sight for the others around you, as they can tell that you're definitely getting "special" treatment from Floyd, but due to his general demeanor and his role in Octavinelle, it's hard to tell if this is a good or bad thing.
Going back to my interspecies romance post (which might be due for a rewrite tbh I have more refined thoughts now) a few things from there apply to Floyd still.
He does bestow you with gifts, gifts that you don't really want because Floyd refuses to say what he wants in return. "They're just for you, take them." "I think I'm okay—" "I said. Take. It." You take them anyways because his expression is that unnerving one he always does when Ace starts annoying him in basketball and he's just about to start chasing him and throwing Ace into the hoop. Again.
They are the oddest little gifts. There are nice ones of course, an eel keychain that he insisted you take. A rock he found that Floyd though matched your eyes. He heard that for some reason, humans really like shells. Floyd learned the hard way that specifically empty shells, after gifting you one too many conches with the snail still in it. So Floyd brings you (empty) shells that remind him of you. They're fun colors, big, and usually pointy.
He also really likes to give you teeth. He gives you a lot of teeth, sharp ones, dull ones, ones with a little bit of blood still on them. You think the sharp ones might be his own, you heard Azul mention that growing up the twins would get into fights and lose teeth, only for them to grow back pretty quickly. Some of the teeth certainly looked big and sharp enough to be Floyd's. The others you're not too sure, but if you'd paid more attention to Floyd, you'd notice that he'd started a habit of following certain students that liked to push you around. All it takes is for one of them to mutter something about the "useless prefect" and you lack of magic, and Floyd is back with another tooth, smiling brightly like he did something trophy worthy.
Yes, he will "talk" to your bullies, in part because that's how you court and show love in the deep sea. A dangerous place like that means that you want to show that you are someone who not only can withstand the icy waters and her inhabitants, but can protect your beloved from her as well. The other part is because only Floyd is allowed to bully you.
This is more where the middle school behavior peaks most. Once again, if Floyd is pursuing you, it means you got is attention somehow. Most likely his interest started during one of the times you came into the Mostro Lounge, and probably did something like kick him in the shins, or the dick, and it's been love at first punch since then. Not many people can get the drop on him you know? And the other part of courting in the deep sea is making sure that your partner is also strong enough to protect you and fight for you. As such, he is antagonizing you daily with the sole purpose of getting you to fight, chase, and lovingly maim him.
Floyd is into you because you are exciting, more like a mantis shrimp with how you fight back when he bothers you. The pissed off look in your eye is just so thrilling when it's on him, and he wants to keep it on him. It's unfortunate that this aspect of eelmer courting is so conflicting with humans, because playing with you is his favorite way of courting. To him, it's obvious, all of his attention is on you and you on him, so it's going to be the quickest way to get you to confess to him first!
Oh, you think Floyd is going to confess first? Ha! No. He thinks that all his actions: the gifts, the protection, the "playing," is all an obvious enough sign of his courting. If anything, Floyd thinks he's practically shouting his intentions from the rooftops, and you're taking your sweet time. Honestly, the fact that you haven't caught on ("or," a voice whispers at the back of his head, "they aren't interested. They're ignoring you.") frustrates him to no end.
His mood swings ironically get a bit more predictable around you, just not in the way most would prefer. Floyd approaches you with another gift, after another "talk" with a bully, or tries playing with you again, if you don't react the way he wants his mood is dropping. He'll sulk, laying down in a booth at the lounge or at the bleachers during his club. Sometimes he gets antsy, wondering if he just squeezes you hard enough that you'll finally give in, so he'll stalk around campus to find something else to rough up, since humans apparently fragile little things. Jade makes fun of him for this, since when has Floyd cared about being gentle? Since when has Floyd become predictable—why even random students are clocking that Floyd gets moody after talking with the Prefect!
The fact that other students are noticing a pattern annoys Floyd even more; he doesn't need his business known by anyone but him. Alas, it continues on as you live on in ignorance and Floyd lives on in annoyance that you're not already sloppily making out in his room right now. He's ready to just do it anyways, if you didn't like it all then you would've told him to stop long ago. You gotta like him too!
But it's not the gifts or protection or attention he gives you that eventually catches your attention, but rather the rare, almost foreign sound of your actual name from his mouth. It's not often, as Floyd thinks that if you're gonna stay being a little shrimp around him then you can stay as Little Shrimpy. But sometimes, when it's just you two, and you play along with him, Floyd likes to feel the way the letters of your name leave his lips as you blink up at him with a cute, surprised expression.
"Ah!" Floyd rocked on his heels, looking down at you with a lazy smile as you pointed a finger up at him. "You do know my name!"
Floyd tilted his head and giggled, "Duh, why'd you think I didn't?"
A pleasant change of pace for him, usually you'd blanch at the sight of him and grimace at the latest trinket he'd gotten you. It pissed him off, Floyd reeeeeally wanted to just pick you up and squeeze until you finally gave in and agreed to go out. There's a fun spooky escape room in Foothill Town that he wants to try with you but it's not fun if you're gonna be clutching the wall with fear and not him. But Mama reminded him that humans were soft things, had to be careful with them if you liked one. And he really liked you.
"Cause you call me Shrimpy instead! Like, all the time! I thought you just didn't bother to remember anyone's name!"
He shrugged smile dropping into a pout.
"Only when I wanna."
He frowned as you huffed, rolling your eyes as you fidgeted with the rock Floyd had given you. More so plopped in your palm after cornering you at the end of a hall during his latest chase. It was…certainly a rock!
"Lovely, so you only wanna remember my name sometimes."
"Only when Shrimpy deserves it."
Floyd leaned back as you whipped your head up at him and held up your hands in a strangling motion, an also strangled sound coming from your mouth as you practically growled.
You had look in your eye, like you were on the last straw of you patience. Floyd would really love to see you lose it though, see how you'd jump him and rough him up. You'd look so pretty, breathless and flushed, like you would after making out, he's very sure of it.
"Why are you like this? And why me? Wasn't Riddle enough fun for you?"
A giant, full (sharp) tooth grin grew on Floyd's face as he giggled. A fond warmness filled his chest and bloomed on his cheeks.
"It's different with (Name)!"
Then, you slumped and half whined, half groaned as you ducked under Floyd and started walking away.
"But why?! What'd I ever do to you? Are you still mad about the first time I came to the lounge? I didn't mean to dick you down there! Everyone else started fighting and I was just trying to make sure I didn't get hurt!"
Floyd also whined, following after you like a lanky, looming puppy.
"Ugh! How come Shrimpy still doesn't get it!" He sighed, suddenly draping himself over you. You yelped, stumbling as you tried to steady yourself from falling. "I'm doin' everything like Mama said! But you're taking too long!"
You went warm and stiffened, Floyd's breath grazing the back of your neck as he murmured into you: "How come you don't answer me? Don't cha like me?"
"A-ah, Floyd you're being weird…"
It was confusingly pleasing and frustrating that you liked how Floyd practically curled over you as if he could merge you two into one.
"Don't want me? I want my (Name), and I think I'm gonna take you now."
Ever since I got to play through the Trials of Rowmance event, I've wondered what it would be like if the octatrio (separately) x reader were the ones getting married and doing that. With the other two being the ones trying to flip the boat of course, why would they pass up the opportunity to dunk them lol
If that's alright to request, I'd love to see your take on it!
Octotrio (separate) x reader headcanons + drabble
[cw/tags]– fluff, perhaps ever so slight suggestive in floyd's part? making out
[wc}– 1,000+ each
notes— okay one, back to properly formatting(?) or whatever this is called. two, had this in my asks for a while because I really loved this and wanted to give it proper attention!!! doing bullet points this time tho so I don't go overboard lol
Azul
I read from someone on here (can't remember who someone tell me if they know) that Azul would really be into the Forever Float tradition because of the prestige (and free advertising) it provide. He'd also show off how great he's become, which is a bonus, and I am inclined to agree because that feels very Azul, but also I really like the idea of Azul being a bit of a groomzillla lol.
Azul plans everything with such precision, from the catering to the outfits to the ship down to the last flower on the Forever Float. He's well aware that it's a rare event, the two of you are most likely the only couple that will hold the tradition this year! Not to mention that the invitees include both royals and celebrities. Which means eyes will be on you two!
He's honestly taken over the planning to the point that you're a bit on the sidelines, which may or may not be a good thing depending on how into wedding planning you are yourself.
If you're relatively chill, then you'll find yourself at your fiance's side most of the time as he takes care of wedding planning, turning to you to give a smile and ask if there's anything else you wanted (especially traditions from your home), even if it's been a pattern that you're happy with whatever he wants.
If you're someone who is much more involved, you might but heads a bit more. Azul is very much a planner and has no doubt been planning this wedding for ages. Whether that means he started the moment he started having a crush or the moment you agreed to be his partner is between him and the Sea Witch. In any case, it's going to be a bit of a give and take in a rather funny way:
"Of course I will be in charge of the catering, it's a given—" "Okay, but not the cake. I wanna do the cake!" "Well, I do believe any dessert falls under catering." "Nuh-uh, cake's it's own thing. And I'm the one who's friends with a baker anyways!" "Okay, then I'll take care of the venue." "Aw, but I wanna pick that too!"
It works out as you two divide and conquer the wedding planning, though you make sure that Azul is okay with having a photographer before reserving one. All these years, he's still not fond of having his picture taken, but he won't deny that he'd like to have physical proof of the way you look at him adoringly. Just don't mention that he does the same…
Both Mrs. Ashengrotto and Georgina Leech assist, the former mostly strong arming Azul into letting her help and the latter guilting persuading him into letting her organize the pre-wedding ceremony. It doesn't surprise him that she asked Jade and Floyd to play the role of morays once again. It surprises him even less that they accepted with eagerness. Your own friends also partake on boats of course, it actually almost caused a fight between everyone as they argued as to why they should be the ones to turn you and Azul (mostly Azul) overboard.
Ace, Grim, and Deuce of course were the ones you asked to participate, and were especially eager to find a way to tip over the float for revenge from the contract fiasco. If you get caught in the crossfire? Well, you're very good natured at least.
Even if it's technically good luck for the couple to have their boat successfully tipped over per the old fairytale, Azul really doesn't want to, one—give the twins and your friends the satisfaction—and two—get your guys' very nice and expensive clothes soaked in sea water.
"You know we're supposed to be whispering sweet nothings to each other, right?"
Azul hummed, eyes darting around the cove at every splash and sound, more focused on ensuring the boat stayed steady. Harder said than done when Jade and Floyd were still in the game.
"Azul?"
"Mm."
"Azuuul?"
"Mm-hm…""
"Zuzuuu?"
"Of course dear…"
You huffed as Azul absentmindedly nodded along to your calls, deciding that he couldn't ignore you if you simple tossed yourself into his arms.
"Ack!" Or tried to, seeing as both were preoccupied with rowing. The rowboat shook, titling slightly as all the weight focused in on one side while you turned over to lay against his chest with a cheeky smile.
"Oh finally. And here I though I wouldn't be fighting for my own future husband's attention on our wedding day!"
Azul sighed, looking down at you with a mix of embarrassment and fondness.
"Apologies, Angelfish. I am just making sure that we don't get go overboard."
"Isn't it supposed to be good luck if we do get turned over?"
Azul frowned, his lips thinning, as he replied, "Well, it's only a story, and I don't need lu—"
"Oh, so you don't love me then?"
"WHAT?" Azul's voice went shrill, boat shaking from his sudden movements as he grabbed your cheeks and squeezed. "How could you ever—"
"Noooo, no, no. You more worried about getting wet, you don't care about having a good marriage. A lucky marriage." You couldn't help but snort a laugh, fake pouting as Azul narrowed his eyes at you. "I see how it is."
"Dearest."
"Mm."
"Darling."
"Mm-hm."
"Angelfish."
"Yes, dear?"
"I don't need luck for our marriage. I know I will keep you content and loved until the day I let you go."
You raised a brow and clicked your tongue, "You plan on letting me go?"
Azul gave you a sly smile as he leaned down to brush his lips on your forehead in a soft, fleeting kiss. Then another on your nose. Then hovered over your lips.
"No."
His soft gray strands tickled your skin as he kissed you as you smiled leaned up just enough to return his upside down kiss with one of your own.
"Aw, ain't they cute Jade?"
Both of you whipped your heads up to look at the other end of the boat, now level as the twins rested their arms on the edges as they grinned and snickered.
"Adorable. What a sweet couple."
"I bet they'd be even cuter soaking wet, yeah?"
"Agreed, shall we?"
Azul could only let out a beginnings of a, "Do NOT!" before the twins promptly and giddily tossed the other end of the boat up, making the entire thing practically turn 180 degrees as you both fell backwards into the water, abandoned by the twins as they swam of cackling.
At least Azul can take solace that he'll have that extra bit of luck in the marriage.
Jade
"There aren't many merfolk who come onto land, much less marry a land-dweller... Heh heh, some merfolk have curious taste." And here he is marrying you. Look who's talking bitch!!!
Jade is the most excited of the three to have this ceremony, he definitely made sure that your float would be a gondola, decorated to the nines. Never did he think he'd be on the other side of the ceremony, but isn't it just exciting?
Jade has the luck of having his mother eagerly plan much of the wedding, in part because it needs to be perfect as many of the family's business partners and acquaintances will be attending, but also because she's already done so before. She did say that when moray merfolk conduct the ceremony, it's a highly formal affair. But now she's especially excited to be planning a wedding and Forever Float for one of her own sons!
It might be a bit surprising for someone like Jade, but he's rather content to let his mother and you take the reins of the wedding planning as long as he can get his gondola and force provide everyone with mushroom based dishes for the reception. In fact, Jade himself happily provides the cooks with mushrooms he sourced himself! From where? What kind? Oh, it's a surprise! Rest assured they're not dangerous to consume, he'd never forgive himself if he made you sick on your wedding day! Hm? Oh, yeah and the rest of the guests too, sure.
He's not kidding, by the way, everything has mushrooms in it. Crab-stuffed mushrooms for the appetizer and chicken marsala for the main (guess what the sauce has in it). Did you know that there are coffee, teas, and cocktails that can be made with mushrooms? If you didn't don't worry Jade is making sure all the guests know with a giddy smile. He honestly wouldn't have gone all in with the mushrooms if Floyd and Azul didn't make a comment.
"I don't care if it's your wedding, I'm not eating anything with mushrooms in it." "Is that so?" Que the weeks leading up to the big day: "Jade, what the FUCK, Mama said everything has mushrooms in it you bitch!"
"I know it's your big day, but please refrain as much as you can from taking advantage of us. I still have nightmares from our time at school." "Of course, if you'd prefer I could change the appetizer to carpaccio." "Oh, that sound delish—" "I do greatly enjoy octopus carpaccio after all, what do you think?" Azul does not think very positivily about it.
The only thing he doesn't manage to put actual mushrooms in is the dessert, though you do indulge him with fondant mushrooms and foliage on the cake and little mushroom shaped cookies. He thinks it's very cute and is quite happy for all his mushy themed cuisine, the glutton he is.
Happy or not, Floyd and Azul are now on the warpath and that path just happens to be your darling gondola during the pre-wedding ceremony. In Jade's defense, he thinks it's funny.
"I don't think Floyd and Azul think it's funny hon, I think they're actually gonna try to drown you."
Jade was still smiling as he rowed farther into the cove, the long strands of the willow tree blowing gently as if to curtain you from the outside world.
"They'll get over it. It's either that, or they get a scolding from Mother, and they do so hate to get her angry." His smile turned sharper as he glanced behind you. "Besides, I saw Azul's boat overturn on top of Floyd in his attempt to toss us over, I imagine they'll be preoccupied for a bit, and we'll be back at the dock by then."
You shook your head fondly, rubbing a petal from one of the many flowers wrapped around the gondola.
"You just like pushing their buttons, such a jerk."
Gasping, light and soft, Jade paused rowing to hold a (faux) scandalized hand to his chest.
"Why, how cruel. My dearest, darling, sweet pearl of my heart, calling me such names!"
He wiped a nonexistent tear from his eye as he pouted and batted his eyes at you.
"And on our wedding day, no lest. Why, I may simply never recover!"
Rolling your eyes, you played along, sighing as you clasped your hands together as if praying for forgiveness.
"Oh, my poor fragile husband-to-be, forgive my words" You leaned in close and cooed. "What does he need to make him feel better?"
Jade pretended to ponder as resumed rowing, eyes darting around at the sound of rippling water.
"Well, since you're so kind to offer…perhaps my pearl will grace me with a kiss?"
You chuckled, carefully making your way to Jade's side of the gondola, no help from him as he "accidently" pushed the oars too quickly, making you stumble. At your glare, Jade smiled and tilted his head in innocence, looking up at you as you hovered over him, balancing carefully. He looked expectant, and eager if you knew how to look at the way his eyes shone, and tilted his head up, eyes closing as you leaned in, only to dodge his lips and peck his cheek.
"There, do you feel be—eeAH!"
No, Jade did not evidently feel better, as he opted to free a hand to quickly, almost viciously, wrap around your waist and press your lips together in a passionate kiss. Dare you say it was almost longing. You couldn't help laugh and smile into the kiss, Jade's own quirking up at your mirth, wrapping your arms around him as melting into the kiss.
You'd almost forgotten the point of being on this boat, if not for the sound of a familiar eel gagging and letting out an, "Ewgh." That, and also Jade rapidly using the oar still in his hand to smack Floyd on the side of his head.
"OW! What the FUCK Jade?"
"Apologies," Jade murmured, barely moving his head to separate your lips as he gave his brother smile. "But I just couldn't have you interrupting, you understand, yes? Now shoo."
To no one's surprise, Jade had snuck his magipen with him, most likely planning this exact scenario. He casted small, harmless burst of wind magic to push Floyd away (who was cussing him out, specifically calling Jade, "a fucking cheat"), squeezing you tighter.
"Now then, I do believe I am still owed the rest of my apology."
Unfortunately for Jade, that apology would have to wait, as you both cried out as the gondola suddenly shook. Black and purple tentacles curling around the edges as you were lifted up in the air, and unceremoniously tossed out.
Luckily, Jade held onto you as you splashed into the water, still smiling and deciding to kiss you again when you surfaced. Much to Floyd's disgust.
Floyd
Floyd very excited to be getting married to you. He thinks all the land wedding traditions are so weird, especially if you share some from home. What do you mean some people smash a plate under their foot? He wants to do that! What do you mean there's a tradition where people who dance with you gotta pin money on you? Funny. Garter toss? If you don't wear a dress so he can launch a garter across the room into a crowd of people, he'll find a way to do it under a some pants don't worry!
It's both so strange to him and fun! He's totally down for whatever, except maybe the Forever Float. He doesn't think it's boring or anything, he just doesn't want to get his new shoes all wet :(
Yeah, Floyd's not into it as much. The idea of it is fun, sure, but you must remember that Floyd is a little fashionista! He does like his clothes and shoes, the latter especially, and despite how sloppy or relaxed he might dress, Floyd does take great care of his wardrobe. Getting them wet might ruin them! Floydie likes his things you know!
His mother is devastated, as is Jade but that's just because he wanted to toss Floyd out of a boat. Due to his nature, they're not really sure if they should convince Floyd to do it, as it might make him want to drop the entire wedding and just get eloped somewhere and sign the marriage certificate with some randos as witness. That's not a joke, Floyd decided a few days before the wedding to take you to the courthouse, grabbed two random people of the street, and signed the marriage license. He was impatient and wanted to heard you call him husband and call you his spouse. No, no one knows, they'll find out eventually.
If Georgina compromises with Floyd on switching the Forever Float attire to something he doesn't care about getting wet, then there are two ways that Floyd could be convinced to participate in the ceremony: 1) Floyd and you get to dip out from the reception whenever. Most of the people attending are business partners and acquaintances anyways, and it's gonna be a way formal affair. Not his thing, he had enough of that growing up. 2) You ask him reaaaaaaaally nicely after a sloppy make out when he's in bliss. He's still gonna dip out, but this time you're not gonna get a warning. There's a strong chance he might just pick you up and go.
There is a third, secret option: you will row while Floyd gets as many water guns and his magipen to fight back against the "morays". Now that's fun.
If Floyd is convinced, he will make a few demands. Like not letting Jade have any input on the food, he gets to pick the music (Floyd will let there be a few close dances, he does want to squeeze you close, but he also wants to just vibe to something fun), and he wants to be in charge of decorations. The more tedious stuff Mama and you can take care of. Do make sure to ask his opinions though, he does change his mind, and also likes to know that you care about his input (he will tease you though).
Thank the Sevens that his family is both influential and rich as hell, cause Floyd will be changing things to the last minute depending on his whims. But if you're marrying Floyd Leech, it's because you've fallen for him and all his ever changing whims. It is part of his charm after all! And it's what leads to him actually enjoying the Forever Float the day of.
You're glad you practiced rowing with Grim bouncing around the boat, because the way Floyd was moving had you wondering if part of the reason he made such a stink about the clothes is cause he knew there was a change he might overturn the boat himself.
"Ahaha! Your aim sucks Crabby!"
Floyd cackled as he dodged Ace's spells, aiming a well aimed ice spell to the front of Ace's boat, causing it to crash suddenly and trip your friend into the water. You could make out Ace's cursing as he scrambled to hold onto the ship.
It didn't take long for the others to also go overboard, even if Floyd was on a boat, he was in his natural element.
The only one left at this point was Jade. Floyd had aimed to take out his brother and Azul from the beginning, though the latter boat crashed into Deuce's and made him fall behind. But Jade was falling behind, squinting at his brother as you two turned a corner behind some foliage.
Unfortunately, the moment that Floyd noticed that all his playmates were far behind, he let out a whine and slumped onto the floor of your rowboat.
"Awe, you went to fast…now I got no one to play with…" Floyd grumbled, crossing his arms. "I'm bored now."
"Sorry babe, do you want me to stop and wait for someone to catch up?
Your lanky partner shook his head, comically curling into himself in a strange position between you and the other bench. The woes of being tall you suppose.
"Nah, that's no fun. Probably should've told ya to go slower…"
"Wanna go back?"
"…Nah."
Floyd was now blank faced, staring at the pattern of the wood as he shuffled up to press his head against your leg, his finger scratching pattern onto the toes of your shoe.
You pursed your lips, resting the oars down and running your nails into your husband's scalp as he let out a pleased hum. He was too cute sometimes.
"…You wanna make out until someone catches up?"
Floyd didn't give you a verbal answer. Rather, he immediately bolted up and crashed into you, cause you both to tumble out of the boat as it flipped over you. The brief gasp of air from under the boat was all you got when Floyd bursted out of the water, green and slimy, and smashed your lips together.
All you let out was a snort and laugh as you hugged his neck and shoulders as your anchor, one of Floyd's arms hooking under you butt like a seat and the other steading your back as his claws traced circles around the skin of your neck.
"Mmm…" Floyd sighed into your mouth, tugging your bottom lip as he squeezed you closer, tongue darting in to play with yours as you moaned into him. You shivered as the sounds of water against the wood, wet lips and tongue meeting each other, and soft breaths and moans echoed in your small world away from the world. If either of you paid attention to the knocks outside the turned boat from Jade, you chose to ignore it.
"Hmm, hey," Floyd pulled away with a grin and giggle, watching as you tried following his lips. "I kinda wanna stay here an' kiss ya silly. Let's ditch, yeah?"
You let out a half hum, half sigh, nipping at Floyd's chin as he laughed.
"I don't know Floyd—"
"Floyd. Who's that?"
"I don't know husband," You teased, biting him again as he shook from giggles. "Mama is really excited, plus don't you wanna dance?"
"We can dance in our room."
You kissed him again, barely separating to speak.
"Don't you wanna eat the cake? It's a bunch of surprise flavors mixed together."
"We can tell the caterers to save some."
Another kiss, longer and deeper as you let you hands wander, making Floyd groan.
"We got such nice clothes waiting for us, don't you wanna show it off?"
"Mh..we can…" Floyd knew what you were doing, pressing all close and distracting him with you mouth. He liked when you tried to be sneaky, it was cute. "we…can wear 'em another day…"
This time, when you pulled away, you fluttered kisses on his cheeks, his forehead, his closed eyes, and down his neck.
"Then we can't do the garter toss."
You snorted as Floyd pulled away and squealed.
"You're right! Let's go now!"
Is Floyd even the man you married if he wasn't ready to wreak havoc? Especially havoc involving throwing a piece of lingerie into someone's Riddle's face to laugh at their reddening face?
Poor Jade almost got smacked by the boat as Floyd flipped it back over and swam off with you on his back. No worries though, he found the signed marriage certificate while snooping tiding some documents Floyd left out. He'll wait for the right time to wreak his own havoc.
