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happy pride month to this post specifically

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."