a ghost

Daily reminder that in hanghangpangpang they have food that correlates with all the sinners and Ishmael's a hotdog, Ishmael is a hotdog... Hotdogmael

“1. Have you ever been in love? Circle your answer.(a) Yes(b) I can still smell her shampoo on my pillow© I can still taste her toothpaste in my mouth 2. Do you understand what you’ve done?(a) I said the only thing I promised I never would(b) She looked beautiful and I didn’t tell her© No 3. It’s been raining for three days and you see her at a bus stop three hours away from your house. If her bus comes at 8:34 and yours comes at 9:15 then you’ll both get to your homes by 10. If her bus comes at 9:15 and yours comes at 10:34 then why are you waiting for a bus in the rain?Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer: I just wanted to see her one more time). 4. Define two (2):Love | The way the sun hits her hair at six in the morning | Beauty | The moment of silence after your heart shatters 5. True or False:i. You love her. ___ii. It was her fault. ___iii. If you were given a second chance, you’d kiss her in the rain the Sunday before it ended. ___iv. If you were given a second chance, you’d turn right and never meet her. ___v. You can’t regret a single moment that you had her. ___vi. It ended long before either of you said anything. ___”

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon