Reblog every time it hits my Dash

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

I did NOT know and this is both very cool that SDs can be trained for this, and very important that we all know how to respect it.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I break my heart three times per day

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

I don’t really know what it’s from, but I’m here for the double thumbs up

The world is a little happier with you in it.

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

The world is a little softer with you in it.

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

The world is a little prettier with you in it

The world is a little more charming with you in it

the world is a little more loving with you in it🌸

The world is a little more comforting with you in it.