welcome to hell.

Tumblr censorship committee: “Is this a male nipple or a female nipple???”

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

And an absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of learning it, do you?

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

She must be old af