rizzler trismegistus

Hunter Schafer pinned my dog to a tree with a spear

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

i really like it when there's bird girls

what's not clicking

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show

i cant be dommed i'm too afraid of vulnerability

"willingly relinquishing control" haha youre funny

"you're a good girl it's okay" you are trying to hurt me stay back