scrung

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

this is as raw as data gets.

*bites onto ur titty and does a deathroll like a crocodile*

Top surgery on a budget

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

autonomous spagetts

jellyfish

jellyfish are damned humans, cursed to float aimlessly in the abyss without their ship

We have to wear clothes and pay taxes, are they truly the damned ones?

when evil jellyfish die and go to hell they become people

democratic mayors be like "yes, black lives matter, but someone broke the window of a dunkin donuts last night so we've given all the police power armor. also curfew started five minutes ago"

yeah baby :/