sadie

four bisexual teens with crushes on each other (this is not central or even necessary but it IS important to me personally)

it’s a gay bear wedding!

a song made entirely out of fake out rhymes

three animals attempting to break out of the zoo and then accidentally almost killing a child in the process

a side plot to the aforementioned episode about a divorce. unrelated to the animals for the most part. also they do rock paper scissors at one point. related to the divorce

the most incomprehensible plot known to man with some of the most banger songs known to man

janice wood

darren vapes

gay cornhole players. like genuinely just the most gay pining song i’ve ever heard. please just listen to younicycles even if you don’t watch the rest of the show. i don’t know what zach and ross were on for this one but it’s beautiful

slurnking dirnks. it doesn’t mean what you think it means

jess mckenna committing to the bit of saying huge wrong Every Time she says it

mushrooms and rocks (they’re past the time to talk)

falcon stealing shenanigans (as a metaphor for finding who you are and also finding people who love you for it)

nothing. everything. children. glass

a bunch of wolf hackers who might be furries or are just really committed to the wolf thing

actually just the best episode musically. everyone give it up for heebie jeebies i don’t know what joke to make here it’s just Good. i almost cried at a new world. that’s it

a deeply convoluted metaphor about plato’s cave but also the matrix but also daddy issues

second base: confessing your eternal love and planning a whole ass future together

SECOND of all shane no longer has to be the child prodigy. like he is, obviously, and everyone knows it, but without the C on his chest and with the centaurs’ more kind, brotherly team vibe, he finally gets to just be one of the guys. no world on his shoulders, no burden

everyone pranks captain ilya & shane is sprinting in the middle of the pack from his playful wrath. everyone gangs up on captain ilya, chirping the hell out of him, and shane uncharacteristically steps in and delivers the final blow. whole team erupts, hollering, cheering, whistling, slapping shane on the back in the locker room while ilya tries to look mad but is secretly so pleased because shane is integrating so well & he loves these boys, they’re his.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

ilya destroying that plate of spaghetti right before this sweet moment is so fucking funny to me. especially since the actor was actually eating the spaghetti

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 2: might fuck around later and marry a woman lol. yeah i have one in mind. she's really hot :) her dad was a goalie :)