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would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

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anguilliforme

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

justshipsandstuff

I trust them with the world, not with my life though, I’d be very afraid actually

Edit: Image description added, thank you @nebulations !

spikemakesthings

but oh, who's this shadowy figure in the corner?

pukicho

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

pukicho

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

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danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

deaddovearchives

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

professional-water-drinker

begging everyone on this fucking site to not say CSEM/CSAM when talking about fictional material.

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

rabbitkinglune777

anywayyyyyyyyyy, I love trans and autistic furries especially trans autistic furries of color

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cyber-corp

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

aureutr

Unfriendly reminder that if you're displeased with a piece of fanfiction your courses of action are:

Read something else

Bitch PRIVATELY to friends

Write your own take on the premise (strongly recommend!)

All of the above

Under no circumstances should you try to "politely" critique the author who put the story up as a hobby. For free. Especially if the story in question is multiple years old. Ao3 is not Goodreads

wisebark

danny phantom is really great because everyone is so painfully heteronormative that it loops around to everyone being queer.

yea danny im sure that you just so happen to have a crush on the prettiest girl in the whole school who you never really seem to like as a person when you interact with her. im sure you werent just asked "who do you have a crush on?" and answered with the safest most sensible answer you could give and decided to roll with it because normal teenage boys have crushes on pretty girls.

yea sam i see you being confused and uncertain about whether or not you have feelings for danny. and i see how uncomfortable both you and danny get when people assume that youre dating. but its only natural, right? he's a boy and youre a girl and youre best friends so you must end up together because that is what is Supposed To Happen. when tucker asks "do you ever want to date danny?" your answer is "maybe, i dont know" because you like him and he's funny and nice and you are a girl and he is a boy so maybe you are supposed to want to date him.

yea tucker i see you chasing after every single girl that is alive. because a normal boy is supposed to want to have a girlfriend, right? it doesnt matter who she is or what she acts like as long as you are able to achieve the normal boy goal of having a girlfriend that is all that matters. youre totally not compensating for something by having a crush on every woman ever.

whole house aromantic. or comphet. or just queer. whole house is queer.

animentality

emhidesart

Rocky learns about spiders 👀

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yossyislandd

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

yossyislandd

oi my go,d

wizardarchetypes

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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