Child of divorce, stuck in the desert

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i am once again making a silly little zine abt covid safety but this time it is very unserious and not educational at all so if ur new here and dont know what the Heck i am on about. here's a place to start!

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slide 1:

a photo of the front cover of a black & white printed zine held up in front of a quilt in the background. top text of the zine cover reads: "reasons I love wearing my mask in public" with bottom text in parentheses: "besides the on-fire garbage can that is public health these days." a cartoon drawing of Maria, a pale genderfluid person with a buzzcut and glasses, is winking and doing a peace sign. she is wearing a boat-style mask with a star mask chain and crayon earrings.

slide 2:

top text: "1: I haven't had a man tell me to smile in 6 years." Below is a drawing of Maria walking down the sidewalk wearing a black mask, a cat cropped t-shirt, patched jeans, & star earrings. They are carrying a Mitski tote bag and look unbothered with their eyes closed as a man who looks a lot like the distracted boyfriend meme holds up a finger as if he was about to speak, but just looks confused as his speech bubble reads "..." Bottom text: "I simply cannot go back."

slide 3:

Top text: "2: I don't have to make facial expressions." Below Maria is waving and wearing a polo shirt, blank face emoji earrings, & an apron that says "JOB" with a name tag attached. Maria stares blankly behind her mask. Bottom text: "autism wins!"

slide 4:

Top text: "3: I can sing to myself on walks without being spotted by traffic." Below is Maria strolling down the sidewalk with cars in the background, wearing a mask, a baseball cap, and a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt. Maria has a speech bubble of floaty text singing "aangel of muuusic" with music notes floating around.

slide 5:

Top text: "4: mask chains!" below is a boat-style mask with a mask chain made of letter beads that spell "yippee." Bottom text: "another layer of accessory-maxxing."

slide 6:

Top text: "5: adds to my aura of being the mysterious and unknowable coworker." Below Maria stands in their job apron with a black mask & mushroom earrings surrounded by question marks. Text around Maria reads "what do they look like??" "we are literally on the clock!!" "wouldn't you like to know weatherboy!!"

slide 7:

Top text: "6: nobody knows I'm eating fruit snacks." Below is Maria with her mask on wearing strawberry earrings looking nonchalant as text points to her saying "maria acting normal." In the bottom left corner we see through the mask like an x-ray showing Maria chewing as she holds a scooby-doo gummy. Text pointing to this drawing reads "the REAL maria."

slide 8:

Traveling Troupe (놀이패) AU

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

1: Mywife is soft nd ilikeher

MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HER

T

(Reply from u/you_are_a_mistake): Can't forget the t.

2: My wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

She smells nice and is reall soft.

Im wish she washere.

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

(Reply from u/returnvoid5) is she still soft?! Do you still like her?!

Yes :)

3: wehn sometimes I hid wifepil pilow pillow soshed use my chest =as pillowq

Soican hold her:))

(Comment from u/jakeyjjj) translation: sometimes I hid my wife's pillow so she uses my chest as a pillow so I can hold her

4: when mtm mY MY MINE sorry my wife is asleep I'll held her nnhand.

So she knows I'm here :) thnkyou

She int sick now

Wecan cuddle :))

Myy weife is sick and cannt cuddle :(

5: it's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into the kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

1: Mywife is soft nd ilikeher

MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HER

T

(Reply from u/you_are_a_mistake): Can't forget the t.

2: My wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

She smells nice and is reall soft.

Im wish she washere.

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

(Reply from u/returnvoid5) is she still soft?! Do you still like her?!

Yes :)

3: wehn sometimes I hid wifepil pilow pillow soshed use my chest =as pillowq

Soican hold her:))

(Comment from u/jakeyjjj) translation: sometimes I hid my wife's pillow so she uses my chest as a pillow so I can hold her

4: when mtm mY MY MINE sorry my wife is asleep I'll held her nnhand.

So she knows I'm here :) thnkyou

She int sick now

Wecan cuddle :))

Myy weife is sick and cannt cuddle :(

5: it's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into the kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

1: Mywife is soft nd ilikeher

MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HER

T

(Reply from u/you_are_a_mistake): Can't forget the t.

2: My wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

She smells nice and is reall soft.

Im wish she washere.

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

(Reply from u/returnvoid5) is she still soft?! Do you still like her?!

Yes :)

3: wehn sometimes I hid wifepil pilow pillow soshed use my chest =as pillowq

Soican hold her:))

(Comment from u/jakeyjjj) translation: sometimes I hid my wife's pillow so she uses my chest as a pillow so I can hold her

4: when mtm mY MY MINE sorry my wife is asleep I'll held her nnhand.

So she knows I'm here :) thnkyou

She int sick now

Wecan cuddle :))

Myy weife is sick and cannt cuddle :(

5: it's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into the kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

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The Kingdom of Hawai’i was illegally overthrown with the help of American businessmen and we have suffered under the iron grip of America.

Our land is simply seen as a vacation spot, my people are simply seen as tour guides and hula dancers. We have had our culture, our history, and our people turned into a commercialized joke by America.

The rampant tourism kills our islands with endless hotels, attractions and overcrowding. The housing and living costs are out of control because of the false “paradise” narrative. The Navy poisons our water and destroys our land. Covid has killed so many of my people due to the reckless and selfish nature of tourists. I have lost loved ones to this virus, because tourists “couldn’t stay away”.

My people have suffered. I have suffered.

We are more than your vacation. We are more than an aesthetic.

We are a sovereign nation illegally occupied by the United States of America.

Restore Hawai’i to Hawaiians. End the American Occupation.

See the links below to learn more and to read up on your Hawaiian history.

New chapter is out! Brotherly advice (and barely, but well-contained, rage)