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Random Yautja Headcanons 💖:

I loveeee the thought of waking up in the morning beside my elder mate until reality sets in. I forgot to where my bonnet last night & it didn’t even cross my mind.

For my fellow black baddies & curly head girlies it’s either a complete disaster or a lucky accident. Your mate’s claws would DEFINITELY get caught in your hair more times than you’d like them to. The feeling of snuggling up against their warm body is amazing, however the wake up is horrible. They’d feel bad, but you’ll never forget to cover your hair again.

I’m a firm believer that they’d probably treat you like a pampered pet sometimes. Not out of disrespect, but just simply because it’ll take them a WHILE to learn affection. Also due to the size difference & not wanting to hurt you. So expect lots of cute necklaces, bracelets, covers, head pats, cuddles, etc.

I bruise & wound easily, so I can only imagine the scratches & cuts on your legs or body throughout the night (Coming from someone who has weirdly sharp nails & sleeps wild). It’s not on purpose at all, but you knew what you signed up for lol.

They LOVE Bonnets. (I will DIE on that hill) At first they’d be confused at seeing you where a “muffin hat” to bed until you explain it protects your hair. I their “locs” are highly sensitive, so he’d secretly love that the bonnet covers them. He definitely wore his pink satin bonnet on a hunt or two

They would definitely play with you ass. I read someone’s post recently (can’t remember who) & it expressed they would love to feel how soft you are. So if you are a thicccc girlie, they’d love to jiggle you around

They’d be terrified of wigs cause what do you mean this is not your hair & is possibly someone else’s. The concept of “ripping” another person’s hair out & putting it on your head sounds sadistic. It sounds dramatic but when you think about it, it is a little wild.

when you cut your nails or file them down after they break off unevenly, constantly annoying you or scratching over your skin. it looks like you’re de-clawing yourself to your yautja and the next time you try to file down your nails, the nail kit is harder to find or has been used up as target practice while a very much innocent yautja clicks and clack his mandibles around

when you cut your hair short or at least trim the edges, especially at home. to yautjas, their dreadlocks AKA tentacles, are their extra sensors. they must be greatly taken care of, handled with care and even longer and well maintained dreadlocks are greatly desired amongst yautja society. long and well cared of dreadlocks means the yautja is an experienced hunter and old even in some cases and their kin desires to be an experienced, well aged, elder hunters. some tribes would even cut off the dreadlocks of prisoner yautjas of other tribes or bad bloods, so whenever the snipping sound of the scissor rings out, your mate has to suppress a shiver or hold back an angered growl at the scissors for daring to hurt his mate. the first few times, there were definitely snatching away of the sharp object or perhaps even one of their precise laser beams were fired to kick that thing away from your hair and hands. but even after many times of explaining and soothing, your yautja mate would still have some problem hiding his angered growl every time you snip away at your hair

whenever you brush your teeth. brushing teeth is nothing known to them due to their mouth anatomy and fangs. plus, their diet consists of fresh, uncooked meat most of the time which requires sharp canines and not so bright teeth (side note: yellow teeth are okay in humans because the actual bone color is yellow so yellow teeth means strong teeth or so i read). besides, the sound the brush makes when you brush your teeth sounds like the one a file would make when filing down bones so to them, it sounds like you’re filing down your fangs. sometimes, your yautja mate thinks that perhaps this is why you need to eat cooked meat and doesn’t have sharp fangs like him. and of course, the first few times, your toothbrush went missing

“this is my hear me out”: shows picture of human reader after another gladiatorial combat, all messy, tired, filthy and most definitely covered in whatever blood of the creature

and the comments are either

yautja.No1: you fool, your “hear me out” is supposed to be something diabolical. like xenomorph or something

ooman_fvcker: i’m hearing you out

galacticalmenace: that ain’t a “hear me out”. that’s a “hold me back”

pfffft, i love this.

Kirsh, more often than not, tended to pay little attention to the lab techs that circulated throughout the Neverland Research Facility. The intensive work environment meant that the turnover rate was higher here than at any of the other Prodigy facilities, and it was no secret that he may have contributed to that. He ran a tight ship, especially in the lab, and when one of the techs inevitably misstepped, the transfer was a swift and efficient affair. So, when you were introduced to him as the latest of a long line of lab techs who came before you, he didn’t think much of you.

The first week, you were on your best behavior, asking all the right questions and assisting with anything and everything you could without complaint. The second week, you proved your competency, stepping in without being asked and posing ideas when he was busy ruminating on a problem.

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Predator: Killer of Killers, Predator Original Series (1987-1990) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Yautja (Predator)/Original Human Character(s), Baron (Predator)/Reader, Grendel King (Predator)/Reader, Ursa (Predator)/Grendel King (Predator) Characters: Everyone Eventually, Baron (Predator), Reader, Grendel King (Predator) Additional Tags: Rating May Change, Canon Typical Violence, Interspecies Relationship(s), Drabble Collection Summary:

Ursa wakes to meet their leader.

CW:  Vomiting, Mentions of past character death, threats, Pre-Relationship, Enemies to ???, Eating, Bonding over their children (on his part, anyways), Grendel is very amused by Ursa, She would very much like to slit his throat.

You know the warlord hates you. He can’t battle you, barely respects your skills but knows they’re needed. You’re just a necessity, a slave with immunity to battle but not cruelness.

One day one of the guards gets a little too rough with you. Slams you a little too hard into your cell and the warlord notices.

He notices.

The next thing you know, the guard’s head is on the floor.

YA’L SOMEONE SAID YOU CAN HEAR THEM CHANT “Yautja” IN THE TRAILER AND I THINK THIS IS OUR FIRST REAL SNIPPET OF THEIR NEW LANGUAGE!

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