i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
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i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

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i really miss playing Jo tbh

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‘Stardust’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love.”
“What do stars do? They shine.”
“You want to grow up and get over yourself.”
“Wait! How do I know you can be trusted?”
“Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I’m not walking anywhere!”
“You seriously think I could kill anyone?”
“Do I look like I’m your mother?!”
“Honey… you’re wearing a bathrobe.”
“But of course! Nothing says “romance” like the gift of a kidnapped injured woman!”
“You saved my life. Thank you.”
“Ending up with my heart cut out - that will serve me right, will it?”
“Look at me, I’m unarmed. Please!”
“You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful.”
“Hold me tight and think of home.”
“They’re going to kill us, aren’t they?”
“I think I love you.”
“Why would I want this? It’s just a measly handful of stardust.”
“How do you know my… Who are you?”
“Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?”
“Can I see it? Is it beautiful?”
“I don’t deal with time wasters.”
“I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to wish for it.”
“Are you all right? Do you want some help?”
“I think you’re in my bath.”
“My heart… It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it doesn’t belong to me any more. It belongs to you.”
“You’d better be telling the truth, you two-faced dog.”
“There is someone following your tracks.”
“Do you see anything non-human? No. And you know why? Because it’s a field!”
“You look like the wrong end of a dog.”
“Don’t you ever sleep?”
“I’m not being silly. I’d do it. For you, I’d do anything.”
“Oh, please, you’re not annoyed at that whole murder thing, are you?”
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I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
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Agent Carter Sentence ‘Starters’
❝ clock out, pull the curtains, and sleep. [name here] orders. ❞ ❝ you were trying to do something good, and i believe you accomplished it. ❞ ❝ could you be slightly more specific? ❞ ❝ oh! put it back. i need to drive this thing out of here. ❞ ❝ you’re very fortunate that i ignored your instructions. ❞ ❝ if i allow people to get close to me, i’m putting them in danger. ❞ ❝ i got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let’s see which one makes us sick first. ❞ ❝ i may not always be truthful with [name here], but i am always honest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t been in the back of a car in years. ❞ ❝ what? i hate small spaces. what if the chain snaps and i fall to my death? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to get changed with the door closed. i thought we were friends. ❞ ❝ what the hell do you think of me? ❞ ❝ wow. you sounded just like captain america just now. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel a chill going up their knickers? ❞ ❝ stop wahooing and help! ❞ ❝ [name here]. don’t run. if you run, i’ll know it’s true.❞ ❝ you don’t look like federal agents. ❞ ❝ what’s your grandmother’s name? ❞ ❝ promise me you’ll get the son of a bitch who did this. say it! ❞ ❝ we’re still attached to a table. ❞ ❝ unless i have your reports, your coffee or your lunch, i’m invisible. ❞ ❝ you were gonna shoot me out the sky?! ❞ ❝ i just don’t want to know what’s happened in and on the fine things. ❞ ❝ i know my value. anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter. ❞
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American Horror Story Sentence Meme
"It's ironic, but I never knew how to live until I died."
"We have two selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant, and the shadow. Ignore it and life is forever suffering."
"Oh, honey. Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream."
"You don't miss a thing do you?"
"You see everything when the world doesn't see you."
"You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker."
"Control...is an illusion."
"Tonight I surrender to the illusion."
"She would never risk losing her one true love."
"I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits."
"You don't have to have a resume to be beautiful or talent to be an actor. Just ask Laurence Harvey."
"Don't haunt my hallways, bitch."
"You're giving me dangerous thoughts."
"All great ideas are deadly."
"We're destined for something more...intimate."
"I Googled you."
"You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything."
" There's a part of you that wants to get lost, am I right? Climb that ladder."
"Our children are at risk from so much in this world, and we can never protect them from all of it. But when there's something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it."
"Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!"
"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals."
"I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back."
"Eight years ago my best friend made me a birthday cake. That night when she and I sat over my candle my birthday wish was plain and simple. I just wanted to be loved. Little did I know that every step that I would take since then would be one step further away from making that wish come true."
"You know my motto: always leave them wanting more."
"That's where you think freaks belong, parlors, behind glass, a human car crash to stare at and remind you how lucky you are?"
"Steal her jewelry. And bury the bitch."
"Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she's angry."
"We all fear that we will end up alone, that love will be pulled from us."
"Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair and there ain't nothing you can do about it."
"I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you."
"I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television."
"You let her die. Why did you let her die?"
"Why did you leave me? You said you'd never leave me."
"Either crown me or kiss my ass."
"She lost fair and square."
"Careful girls, it's not a game."
"We really don't need a man to protect us."
"When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat...."
"I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest."
"Here's my other offer. You can all just die."
"You are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties."
"Crotchless panties for everyone."
"War is coming and you're gonna lose."
"I need a cigarette."
"She had a monster for a mother."
"Her death was the only kindness I ever did for her."
"I have always loved you."
"If I wanted you dead, you would be."
"You're missing the point. The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me."
"There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!"
"I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things."
"Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family."
"Is he dead yet?"
"There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches."
"I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy."
"ver since you got here, this is the better place."
"I admire you so for what you were able to overcome."
"Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people."
"It's the darkness. It has me."
"I have you honey, I have you."
"I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in."
"Her husband murdered her with an ice pick."
"I questioned my sanity when I first found out."

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The problem,“ she said, “is that I am always lonely and never alone. And both are equally draining.
S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #206 (via blossomfully)
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