What's up, Biatch?

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

This was actually answered on Pottermore! Tom Riddle was not the only one of Slytherin’s descendants to know about the Chamber, or to open it. Throughout the centuries, it has been opened a number of times, and Slytherin’s descendants have heard the Basilisk, spread rumours, and kept the Chamber hidden. When plumbing came to Hogwarts, Corvinus Gaunt, a descendant of Slytherin’s who was attending Hogwarts at the time, was responsible for hiding the entrance to the Chamber; previously, it had been a concealed trapdoor leading to a series of magical tunnels. When a girls’ bathroom was built above the entrance, he made sure that the entrance was still hidden but also accessible to Slytherin’s descendants. 

this is important information

this literally makes me so happy

I have this book! The introduction compares cat’s assholes to question marks. It’s a beautiful thing.

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

“how did the human race survive for 200,000 years without vaccines?” by reproducing early and dying young have fun churning your butter

Gratuitous amounts of inbreeding and not naming their children until they were at least 1 year old to avoid becoming attached to them just in case they caught whooping cough, mono, measles, mumps, polio, the plague, scarlet fever, yellow fever, west nile virus, or the common fucking cold and died

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption