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feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds

someone should hire me as a goon i keep all my work passwords next to my work computer in an open notebook

I’ll have you also carry an easy to loot/pickpocket note with all our evil plans written down on it

thanks boss. i promise to not get stealth killed after loudly announcing i’m going on my smoke break. in the poorly lit alley

Hey me and some of the other goons were gonna talk about passwords in the red barrel room, you in?

boy am i!

@magistralucis

virginity is made up folks, in my opinion you don’t lose anything you just gain experience. it’s stupid.

you really need to understand it’s about maintaining The Passing Of Things From One Generation To Another from the entirety of history prior to the last ~50 years. Man: Who gets my stuff when I die? My kids of course. Other Man: But what if the lady you fuck, fucks someone else? How will you know if its YOUR kid? Man: shit. You’re right. She needs to never have fucked anyone else and never be allowed to fuck anyone else. Then I’ll be sure the kids who get my stuff are MY kids. Other Man: Great plan. Lets do it. THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON VIRGINITY MATTERS AT ALL. Noow that we have DNA tests? This is fucking meaningless. Basically, if you have a vagina? Please do not let the rules about asset transfer set before DNA tests existed determine how you fuck,.