A Shot to Remember

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

girl i am always in some situation

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

*scrooge voice* spirit of christmas future, for what wretched soul do they play the crab rave? spirit, take away this frightful vision! let me not see these hateful crabs!

Ask not for whom the crabs rave, they rave for thee.