A Shot to Remember

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

girl i am always in some situation

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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