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in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Report the mention AND the account but don't click ANYTHING ELSE.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese