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I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.

I remember october like it was yesterday

Me when i definitely know what halves are

Oh you’re part of the densest half

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?

age regressing back to toddlerhood for the sole purpose of reopening my critical period and learning Arabic

Literally just put it together today that Dan and Phil are apparently NOT the guys that created Phineas and Ferb. I was legit happy for Dan Povenmire and his partner scrolling through here seeing all the posts, but it just turns out I’m just part of zero of the involved fandoms and have connected some catastrophically wrong dots at some point.

jesus and judas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever