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the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point