my phone gets warm when i use it because it loves me so much

I understand why Abigail was killed off cycles and themes and inevitability but CONSIDER that a show about her and her two murder dads would have made me, personally, extremely happy

i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person

the way it reframes the entire relationship dynamic between the two people being addressed. the way wilful loyalty becomes hopeless devotion. the way aggression and violence goes from honorable and rational to bestial and instinctual. the ways faith and trust intersect with codependency and reliance. the questions about power and who wields it in the relationship it opens up. the way it functions as both an insult and an expression of intimidation, of fearful submission.

barbie movie this barbie movie that. its richard siken summer if you’re a fag and a fucking freak

i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood