the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

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“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

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I need U to fuck me like I'm a wetland environment home to many endemic species and you're a postcolonial capitalist government

and you know what its not even that deep. its deeper. its subterranean

vaelus of all people coming to azune and telling him they have something in common. they're mourners. this woman who's 800 years old and wrapped in black like a widow, walking up to a young man who wants to be remembered as an innocent. i'm gonna be sick.

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

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