random thoughts

jane austen said "I am going to take a heroine whom no one but myself will much like." and proceeded to make one of the most iconic austen girls of all time so like. keep making annoying and cringe and overpowered ocs and love them to bits even if no one else will.

I love that if you didn’t already know, it would be hard to tell which of her heroines she was talking about.

being able to teleport would heal me

Dieing too

i think my curse got stronger

From now onwards this is what I'm gonna say when I hit a rockier bottom (cuz I am old enough to know this ain't the lowest i can go, I see my potential now)

Somebody needs to inform cats that they are lactose intolerant, because they have not gotten the memo. Mine especially.

It's said in the ancient texts that we need to sleep at least 8 hours a day and drink something other than coffee to function, but see we're fineee (*eyes twitching)

Twinnn😭✨

the way gray falls in love with carmen as every version of himself

show!percy not knowing that he likes annabeth is so funny considering all the times he's basically asked her out. like he really hasn't figured out why he wants to spend so much alone time with his Really Good Friend Annabeth Chase That He Will Burn Down Olympus For

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

Welcome to my humble abode (I'm a permanent resident)

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

That's just who I am SAMANTHAA!