With time

my new year's resolution is to be normal

i hear im winning the prize for torturing myself

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

every mcr concert i see live-blogged one of my mutuals posts like ‘oh my god they played their song volcano shake em up, which was played once in the vault of a secret bank on western nevada in 2010 and then recorded on a disk which has been buried for a decade and only now are we getting to hear it again’

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

you've still got 6 more horcruxes to find

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one