Fishboy

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

No one like this post it would be so fucking funny

Only reblog this post guys it would be so fucking funny

You fuckins

"actively suicidal"? no i just get really silly sometimes don't worry about it

Asexual Trent Reznor: I want to pet you like an animal

Stoner Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like an edible

Quantum Physicist Trent Reznor: I want to observe you like a particle

Vegan Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like a vegetables

Mathematician Trent Reznor: I want to solve you as a decimal

Trent Reznor (Kinky): I want to wear you on my genitals

Unlike the original, which was in no way kinky?

you know what that's fair

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back