I don't exist. I'm a figment of everyone brain.

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

Yeah

Watercolor??????

Howww

someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

How dare they

In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK