will do anything for obi-wan

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

Doggie door not needed because he clips through walls

I love my eldritch dog(s)

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey