Waldo

please tell me more!!!

The gentle alien preaches her strange gospel. 

Oh, that’s the context.

good dad

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment

To really break them, tell them it’s cheaper to give homeless people homes than it is to leave them on the street.

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

Tyler Glenn put out his solo album Excommunication at the same time I was going through my own exit from the Mormon church. I listened to that album on repeat for three months and it gave me the strength and sense of community I desperately needed. He really used the fame he built for good, and this ex-Mormon lesbian will always have a soft spot for him.

This is hilarious

I’m dead 😂 🤣

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’