naming blogs is like really difficult

The searches you make in google shows your interests, not your intellectual level. You would know if you weren’t dumb.

I don't think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.

Having a 52 year old heart surgeon say "you're not gonna be able to fix it Kait is the only one who can do it" is the modern day equivalent of being fed grapes on a fainting chair

anyone here like miscellaneous things? I’m a big fan of the category as well

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else:  GOD i can not STAND them

I've only read books in the thot category, would recommend

*and a tan

The finnish artist is golfing, even though she has said she can't golf. They had to change the plans and get her a teacher

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”