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@dearleprechaun
man oh man last weekend I went and saw a live performance version of the rocky horror picture show and Jesus Christ the girl that played the maid, no clue who she is, but by god did I want to fuck her. she was gorgeous. I feel like she’s the first real in person girl that I’ve felt that way towards huh
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ya know what? fuck mushrooms
this is hella awkward bc I’m in stall in the communal bathroom and a girl is next to me and we’ve both been here like 5-10 minutes just barely eliciting any noises bc we’re both constipated af and idk if I should start a conversation or...?
*walks in the room unannounced, sets stool down forcefully, stands up on it, wobbles a bit, cups hands around mouth, starts to shout* I AM SO FUCKING TIRED BUT I DONT WANT TO SLEEP BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF A VERY PRECIOUS LIFE AND YET ALL I WANT IS TO SLEEP UNINTERRUPTED FOR DAYS ON END WHAT IS THIS TUMULTUOUS CATCH 22
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.
yesyesyesyes
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What can i get?
this really isnt that funny, like i get it can get exhaustive as a waiter to have to deal with extremely complicated requests but sometimes dietary restrictions (even veganism) can be due to health reasons. also salads are super common and even if you might have to exclude a few ingredients they’re easy to make?
I! WANT! FUCKING! CHEESECAKE!!!
do you ever have that realization that everyone is the main characters in their lives? like you are your main character with your thoughts and feelings and events but EVERYONE ELSE feels exactly the same way? that boggles my mind that everyone is living their own lives and while they might be your supporting character they have their own book that is narrated by them. idk if im explaining this well but does anyone else get these existential-y moments?
am i the only one that heavily pregnant people make me extremely uncomfortable? like i cant explain it but i almost feel repulsed by people who are almost ready to give birth
im pretty sure i got got toothpaste on my cheek but i already washed my face (and since im on medicine for acne i cant wash it again otherwise it’ll dry out my face something fierce) and dont look in the mirror so if i get a zit tomorrow im gonna hate everyone even tho it lowkey is my fault
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he was so confused
reblogging bc his facial expression in the last frame is so adorable
i want to travel and fall in love with beautiful people throughout the world and drink delicious drinks and consume the most delicious foods and see the greatest wonders of the world and love every moment of my life not concerned with what comes next and not needing to know because what is important is the now
how on earth do i achieve this?
*stands on top of a chair*
*clears throat*
“REFLECTIVE SUNGLASSES MAKE YOU A BAD BITCH AND DONT LET ANYONE CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE. YOU HAVE THOSE ON AND YOU CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, FUCK EVERYBODY, AND EARN YOUR COIN. GET! IT! GIRL!”
things i dont like about myself: my face is not symmetrical, my boobs are hella small, my legs are kinda chunky, my ankles are thick, my eyebrows and eyelashes are invisible, i have stretch marks, my nose is bumpy and large, i have hella acne, and my upper lip is barely visible
things i do like about myself: my eyes are big and a beautiful blue color, i have a very slim neck, my waist is quite small, im strong, im fast, my freckles are cute, my hair’s a dope color, my hair is curly, my cheekbones are good, my butts a decent size, my hands are small, i can walk in heels, im funny, im kind, i am empathetic, i am a good listener that cares about my friends, i can play instruments, i am learning new languages
the things i dont like about myself are almost all physical but at the end of the day the things that i do like about myself are a mix, both physical and not. i like myself as a person which i find more important than everything else. i can change almost all of my insecurities if i want. but its really difficult to change an inner-hatred for yourself, which luckily i dont possess. i have bad days like everyone else but at the end of everyday i dont think i am a bad person and i dont want to change myself.
also, that being said, if you dont love who you are as a person if you find a loathing towards yourself that is okay. you have to look deep down and think if the loathing towards yourself was developed by others opinions (in that case fuck em you’re probably fantastic) or if you are truly unhappy with who you are as a person. if it is the latter think of why and try small steps every day to alter the aspects you dont like. be kinder, less aggressive, cry more, stand up for yourself, etc. little changes can completely alter your outlook on life and yourself. i hope you learn to love yourself but if you’re not there yet it’s completely okay :)
BEING PRO-CHOICE DOES NOT EQUATE TO BEING PRO-DEATH. it does not encourage everyone ever that becomes pregnant to get an abortion. Pro choice means encouraging woman to continue their pregnancy if they are mentally, physically, and economically capable of doing so and if not offering them an alternative. It allows the woman to not bring someone into this world that they are not capable of handling and that will grow up in a potentially dangerous or unloving environment. It allows them a fundamental right of control over their own body.
Also, on the arguments of killing fetuses and a potential for life. I get where people are coming from but at the same time every instance of someone using birth control or a condom they are essentially doing the same thing. Every time a male masturbates to completion and that semen does not go into a woman and successfully impregnate her they’re essentially ruining the chance of a potential life, just earlier on than an abortion tends to.
There are so many other subcategories under this topic and I respect everyone’s opinions as long as someone does not condemn or berate others for their choices. Those were just a few things I wanted to get off my chest.
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everyone I want song suggestions with attached moods. For example: who booty is it - make me wanna throw my flat ass in a circle mood, higher by ace - doing flips, cartwheels and leaps across the room mood, arirang by so hyang - makes me feel like I can conquer the ancient world and unlock every mystery, etc. I want every mood! Sad! Angry! Elated! just give it all to me
I don’t love watching a lot of sports but I can get down and dirty with hockey. It’s tragic bc this year the red wings will probably be awful but they’re my team. but lately the defense has been trash everyone’s retiring or trading off the team and idk how to feel about the newish coach ugh
