Dear Esri

This should be shown to all first year mapping students

Guy next to me tile caching

Hey Progress Bar #1: you need to get with Progress Bar #2, get your sh*t together, and then get back to me. It does not make earthly sense for you to be bigger than her. Ever. And tell your friend “1 of 1 object classes transferred” to stop playing with my emotions. You and I know both know you have like 5-10 minutes remaining.

When ArcMap isn’t open but it leaves a spooky zombie process to creep on u

The error reporting thing had an error... META

always give at least 173.9% when creating tiles

ok, then.

Coworker after we broke his ArcGIS installation

Puttin the G in GIS

Besides: it's not as if I've got to search line-by-line through 1,107 items each time I update a service. Oh, hang on...

Coworker debugging an ArcPy script

I got this guys

How today feels

I didn't need to find that tool quickly, anyway...

But it worked y’all!

Thank you for pointing out that I need to “fix each error”; up to this point I was blissfully unaware that I should be trying to fix whatever is preventing me from publishing. Maybe next time you could give me half a clue what is actually causing the error, though…